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The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes

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Season 15 Episode Quotes
317 "The Regina Monologues"
"The Fat and the Furriest"
"Today I Am a Clown" 319

[When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life.]
Candy Ball: I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!
Homer: Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge... or maybe... no!

Homer: [looking at a children's book] The Bear Went Over The Mountain?! [looks at another] The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah! [sighs in relief as he looks at another] Goldilocks. [sees the rest of the title] And the three bears! [he flees in a panic]

[After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines.]
Homer: Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur.
[He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face.]
Homer: All right, all right, I'm still thinking! [gasps, gets an idea] They're looking for a male bear, right...? [pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand] Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!

[Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear.]"
Grant: ... Unless we take him down! [cocks shotgun]
Cletus: Yeah, all the way down. [cocks shotgun]
Grant: What you said didn't really add much. [cocks shotgun]
Cletus: I know. I just wanted to belong. [cocks shotgun]
Grant: Well, we all feel that way sometimes. [cocks shotgun]
[The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns.]
Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV My Mother the Carjacker The President Wore Pearls The Regina Monologues The Fat and the Furriest Today I Am a Clown 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Margical History Tour Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Smart and Smarter The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Co-Dependent's Day The Wandering Juvie My Big Fat Geek Wedding Catch 'Em If You Can Simple Simpson The Way We Weren't Bart-Mangled Banner Fraudcast News