The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes
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"The Fat and the Furriest"
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- [When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life.]
- Candy Ball: I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!
- Homer: Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge... or maybe... no!
- Homer: [looking at a children's book] The Bear Went Over The Mountain?! [looks at another] The Berenstain Bears! Ah! Ah! [sighs in relief as he looks at another] Goldilocks. [sees the rest of the title] And the three bears! [he flees in a panic]
- [After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines.]
- Homer: Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur.
- [He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face.]
- Homer: All right, all right, I'm still thinking! [gasps, gets an idea] They're looking for a male bear, right...? [pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand] Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!
- [Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear.]"
- Grant: ... Unless we take him down! [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: Yeah, all the way down. [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: What you said didn't really add much. [cocks shotgun]
- Cletus: I know. I just wanted to belong. [cocks shotgun]
- Grant: Well, we all feel that way sometimes. [cocks shotgun]
- [The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns.]
