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- Mr. Burns: [removes Pie Man's mask and gasps] Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes and tied a rubber band around the back!
- Homer: It's not a rubber band, it's a scrunchy.
- Apu: Let's see, Farmer Billy's smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy's travel bacon... Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!
- Homer: Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man.
- Bart: And wherever Pie Man is, the Cupcake Kid will not be far behind.
- Marge: While you two are up on the roof, why don't you take the leaves out of the gutter?
- Homer: Please forgive me, talking llama