Difference between revisions of "A Made Maggie/Quotes"

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Lisa: Don't worry, Dad. Those are just park employees.

Homer: Cool! Then they can't hit me back.

Employee: We're seasonal workers. We can do as we bloody well please.

Grampa: Hey, Marge, everything is A-okay, which was a popular slogan during Martin Van Buren's election campaign because... Ooh, thank God I'm on my anti-rambling meds. I remember the first day I went on them. That's it.

Bart: Maggie!

Lisa: Where are you, Mags?

Grampa: Ask Grampa, maybe he knows.

Marge: Grampa, I'm afraid we'll never ask you to babysit again.

Grampa: Who says I want to? You never even pay me!

Marge: We have to get Maggie baptized now. Either Patty or Selma could be the godmother.

Homer: Well, that would insult one of them. But I want to insult both of them.

Homer: I'm looking for a godfather for my little angel.

Lenny Leonard: Aw, what a cutie. Let me give her a sip of beer.

Homer: Okay, you're out.

Lenny: If I'm out, Carl's out.

Carl Carlson: I decide who tells me what to do. Moe?

Moe Szyslak: You're out, Carl.

Homer: This'll be just like The Godfather.

Fat Tony: The what?

Homer: You know, the movie The Godfather.

Fat Tony: Never heard of it.

Homer: It's about a guy like you, who does what you do.

Fat Tony: Which is what?

Homer: Um, legitimate business.

Fat Tony: He sounds like quite the fellow, this godfather.

Marge: Fat Tony can't be godfather. We'd be better off with Mr. Burns.

Homer: I asked him. He's allergic to new baby smell.

Luigi Risotto: Is everything okay? Please, please, say it's okay. Why you no answering? I'm a-gonna die! And I've never been-a to Italy!

Fat Tony: Everything's fine.

Luigi: Ah, I knew it. Have-a some parmesan. My hand! It's-a having a heart attack!

Louie: Boss, Benny down at the liquor store is late on his payment. Again.

Legs: Let me break his kneecaps.

Fat Tony: Marone a mi! You never ever talk that way in front of a baby.

Louie: Uh, uh, okay, uh, what if we give him a boo-boo to the brain? Make him go night-night forever?

Fat Tony: Disgusting!You give the kiss of death with that mouth?

Don Castellaneta: Ah, it's-a so sad. Fat Tony has been a very good boss. I have too much respect for him not to kill him.

Mobster: Eh, what do you think, Johnny Tightlips?

Johnny Tightlips: I don't want to do nothin' to nobody.

Willie Whatever: So... you want to do somethin' to somebody.

Johnny Tightlips: Exactly.

Fat Tony: Now, what did you want to tell me?

Homer: I, um, uh, stall, stall... play for time... I wanted to tell you how great you look in that suit.

Fat Tony: Why, thank you. Why do people have such difficulty telling me how great I am?

Johnny Tightlips: This is it, Tony. You did the worst thing a mob boss could ever do. Care about somebody else.

Louie: We'll never turn on Tony! He's my cousin!

Legs: I thought he was my cousin!

Louie: Well, he's somebody's cousin. And in this world, that's what counts.

Legs: I'm not afraid to say it. If this keeps up, I'm calling HR.

Louie: You mean Harry the Rat? He's buried right over there.