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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Food patrol, how'd you do&nbsp;?
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{{qf|[[God]]}} Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
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:''[[Lisa]] holds up three berries''
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{{qf|{{ap|Noah|Bible}}}} 300 cubits... give or take.
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:'''Bart''': What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
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{{qf|God}} EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
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:'''Lisa''': All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. ''(Squishes a purple berry)''
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{{qf|Noah}} Two creatures...
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:'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)''
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{{qf|God}} Two of every creature!
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:'''Bart''': How are they Ralph?... Good?
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{{qf|Noah}} Even stink beetles?
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:'''Ralph''': They taste like... burning!
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{{qf|God}} Especially stink beetles!
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:'''Bart''': Well, food patrol blew it.
 
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:'''Milhouse''': Oh yeah? Well, your shelter doesn't look like something to boast about.
 
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:''Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.''
 
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:'''Bart''': You'll be thankful when monsoon season hits.
 
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:''Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.''
 
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:'''Bart''': Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
 
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:''Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.''
 
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:'''Otto'''{talking to himself}: Oh man! I cannot swim another inch! I'm gonna drown!
 
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:''Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.''
 
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:'''Otto''': Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!
 
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:'''Fisherman #1'''{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?
 
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:'''Fisherman #2'''{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.
 
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:'''Otto'''{speaking English}: I think I'm gonna like it aboard this ship!
 
 
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:'''[[James Earl Jones|Narrator]]''': So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... [[Moe]].
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': [[CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet]], Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't make it in today, Mr. [[Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace...the final brassiere!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
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:''The download is excruciatingly slow.''
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{{qf|Bart}} Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
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:'''Comic Book Guy''': Oh, hurry up! I'm a busy man.
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:''He slurps his soda for quite a while.''
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} O Canada!
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:'''Comic Book Guy''': Ugh, this high-speed modem is ''intolerably'' slow!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
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:''Just as the saucy parts are about to be uncovered, an advert pops up for Homer's "Internet King" service.''
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:'''Comic Book Guy''': Hey! What the... Huh. The Internet King. Wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
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{{qf|Homer}} [[FlanCrest Enterprises]]?
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:''In Homer's "office"...''
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
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:'''Homer''':  Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
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{{qf|Homer}} You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
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:'''Comic Book Guy''':  I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobit Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
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{{qf|Ned}} No-ho-ho, it's true! [[Maude]] and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
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:'''Homer''':  ...Can I have some money now?
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{{qf|Homer}} Internet, eh?
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{{qf|Ned}} Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
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{{qf|Homer}} Scratch, eh?
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{{qf|Ned}} Yep.
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{{qf|Homer}} Maude, eh?
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{{qf|Bart}} First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
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{{qf|[[Martin]]}} What?
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{{qf|Bart}} Go apple!
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Go orange!
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Go banana!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!
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{{qf|[[Sherri]]}} This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
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{{qf|Nelson}} People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.
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{{qf|Bart}} Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
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{{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of us?
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{{qf|Bart}} You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
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{{qf|Nelson}} Delicious wine?
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{{qf|Bart}} Exactly.
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{{qf|Bart}} Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. ''[Bart is shown some berries]'' That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
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{{qf|Lisa}} All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
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{{qf|Ralph}} I eated the purpleberries.
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{{qf|Bart}} How are they, Ralph? Good?
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[moaning]'' They taste like burning.
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{{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now?
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{{qf|Homer}} Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...
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{{qf|Narrator}} So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, [[Moe]].
  
 
{{Season 9|Q}}
 
{{Season 9|Q}}

Latest revision as of 17:29, July 9, 2019


Season 9 Episode Quotes
← 191 "The Joy of Sect"
192
"Das Bus"
"The Last Temptation of Krust" 193 →


God: Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
Noah: 300 cubits... give or take.
God: EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
Noah: Two creatures...
God: Two of every creature!
Noah: Even stink beetles?
God: Especially stink beetles!
Bart: Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face.
Homer: Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character.
Homer: I can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
Lisa: Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
Bart: Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
Ralph: O Canada!
Principal Skinner: Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
Homer: FlanCrest Enterprises?
Ned Flanders: Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
Homer: You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
Ned: No-ho-ho, it's true! Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
Homer: Internet, eh?
Ned: Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
Homer: Scratch, eh?
Ned: Yep.
Homer: Maude, eh?
Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
Martin: What?
Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: Go banana!
Milhouse: Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!
Sherri: This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
Lisa: Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
Nelson: People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.
Bart: Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
Lisa: What about the rest of us?
Bart: You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
Nelson: Delicious wine?
Bart: Exactly.
Bart: Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. [Bart is shown some berries] That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
Ralph: I eated the purpleberries.
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: [moaning] They taste like burning.
Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: [staring blankly] Can I have some money now?
Homer: Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...
Narrator: So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, Moe.
Season 9 Quotes
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson • The Principal and the Pauper • Lisa's Sax • Treehouse of Horror VIII • The Cartridge Family • Bart Star • The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons • Lisa the Skeptic • Realty Bites • Miracle on Evergreen Terrace • All Singing, All Dancing • Bart Carny • The Joy of Sect • Das Bus • The Last Temptation of Krust • Dumbbell Indemnity • Lisa the Simpson • This Little Wiggy • Simpson Tide • The Trouble with Trillions • Girly Edition • Trash of the Titans • King of the Hill • Lost Our Lisa • Natural Born Kissers
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