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'''Lisa''': Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
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'''Homer''': They killed Graystache!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} They killed [[Greystash]]!
 
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{{qf|Guy}} Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! ''[throws the book at Homer]''
'''Guy''': Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! (throws the book at Homer)
 
 
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(Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.)
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Ha-ha! I touched your heart!
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Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
 
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'''Marge''': Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
 
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{{qf|Bart}} What can you do about it? ''[Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon]'' Hey!
'''Bart''': What can you do about it? (Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon.) Hey!
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'''Homer''': (tucking Lisa into bed) Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
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'''Bart''': Where is Nelson?
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
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{{qf|Bart}} What?!
 
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.
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'''Principal Skinner''': Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.
 
 
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'''Homer''': No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! (sobs)
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'''Martin''': Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
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{{qf|Bart}} Well said!
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[After Martin's line, a title appears: ''fag•got (fag´• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks)'']
 
 
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'''Homer''': Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
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Latest revision as of 09:58, May 9, 2021


Season 18 Episode Quotes
385 "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
386
"The Haw-Hawed Couple"
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" 387


Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!

Homer: They killed Greystash!
Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! [throws the book at Homer]

[Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.]
Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha! I touched your heart!

Milhouse Van Houten: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
Bart: What can you do about it? [Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon] Hey!
Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!

Homer: [tucking Lisa into bed] Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!

Bart: Where is Nelson?
Principal Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
Bart: What?!
Principal Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.

Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! [sobs]

Martin Prince: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
Bart: Well said!
[After Martin's line, a title appears: fag•got (fag'• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks]]

Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Jazzy and the Pussycats Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em Treehouse of Horror XVII G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) Moe'N'a Lisa Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) The Haw-Hawed Couple Kill Gil, Volumes I & II The Wife Aquatic Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Little Big Girl Springfield Up Yokel Chords Rome-Old and Juli-Eh Homerazzi Marge Gamer The Boys of Bummer Crook and Ladder Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! 24 Minutes You Kent Always Say What You Want