Difference between revisions of "The Real Investorettes"

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The Real Investorettes is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 50 content update. It requires Luann to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty. I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago. Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good. >We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market. Can't you just call us Investors? Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps. And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task. It just says Hunt a Wild Goose. Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed." Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business... Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?! SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade? What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade! Task: "Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip" (x4). The jobs take place at the Skinner House and take 4 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Serve Refreshments". The job takes place at the Skinner House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours. I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast. What is this teaching us about investing? Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one! It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though. SQWARK! Now teach us something about finance! Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas. SQWARK! What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star? Like that idea I just had. That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital. I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you. Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment. First, if you don't count illegal investments. But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator? SQWARK! Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one. Task: "Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show" (x4). The jobs take place at the Municipal House of Pancakes and take 8 hours. Task: "Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator" (x2). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 8 hours. If Bumblebee Man is owned I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish? Stinky Pete? Ay Chihuahua! Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico! If Bumblebee Man is not owned We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish. What about that man dressed like a bumblebee? You mean Bumblebee Man? I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact. ¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles? What did he say? Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman. Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you! Mucho Queso. ¿Estamos comiendo nachos? Shall we get down to business? ¿Los accidentes para su gato? ¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin? Task: "Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting" (x4). The jobs take place at the Municipal House of Pancakes and take 12 hours. If Bumblebee Man is owned: Task: "Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate". The job takes place at the Municipal House of Pancakes and takes 12 hours. We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event. Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles? And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes! Tu esposa huele a pescado. *GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa! Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks? Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife. No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know -- I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter! Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians. Which I also do not speak. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark What a disaster. And it's all your fault! Ay dios mio! Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume. Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated. Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man! Or more accurately El Bumblebastico! Ay Ay Ay! You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar? WOULD I EVER! Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright? No. No me gusta. There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list. Que lastima! His Spanish is getting much better. Task: "Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show" (x4). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 24 hours. If Bumblebee Man is owned: Task: "Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours. Wow, we really learned a lot about investing. Name one thing. I'd prefer not to. Quest reward: 5,000 and 500