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Prizes Gameplay

Bell Tower

After unlocking Bell Tower: Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Burns Family Crypt

After completing Burns Family Crypt: A recent audit of your family crypt has found that there's no actual room left for you. Well just toss out a few bodies. Start with the relatives that always tried to undermine me: Mom and Dad.

Count Burns' Castle

After completing Count Burns' Castle: My castle is ready just in time. There's nothing more pathetic than a homeless vampire. I tried staying in one of those temporary apartment complexes, but all the divorced dads really bummed me out.

The Talented Mr. Dripley

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ew, Marge! Someone left a giant slime blob on the floor! My guess is it was Lisa. Something new to clean? I'll get my favorite mop! *blorp!* Wait, he's changing shape! It's kind of gross, but it's hard to root against a fellow fat blob. Task: Make Space Marshmallow Practice Shapeshifting (1h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer, stop playing with that slime and come inside for dinner. Do I have to? His mom hasn't called him in yet. Fine, but just until the streetlights come on. Okay, Space Marshmallow, there's so much to teach you. And I promise this won't be like the hammock thing. That was scary until I smooshed all your little pieces back together. Let's start with beer. In my experience it goes great with marshmallows. Task: Make Space Marshmallow Emulate Homer (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: This is great. It feels so good to pass on my knowledge to someone. How about your kids? Why don't you teach them? One knows more than me, one doesn't talk, and the other is, excuse my French, damaged goods. The marshmallow learned my job at the plant in minutes. It took me three weeks just to figure out how to adjust the chair. Task: Make Space Marshmallow Fill In For Homer at the Plant (12h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey where's everybody going? If it's not church, I want to come. We're actually on our way out. Space Marshmallow is taking us out for lunch. But I called the restaurant and they said we could even order off the “brunch” menu if we want. I don't know what to do. Choosing from two menus? Only Presidents, celebrities, and that celebrity President in Canada get treated like that! Task: Make Space Marshmallow Take the Family Out For Lunch (8h, Restaurants) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Marshmallow! I'm your mentor. You do what I say! Also the stuff I don't say but think I did and then get mad about! Stop impressing my family and coworkers. It makes them expect more from me and that takes effort. I hate effort! *boop-bloop!* You're darn right, boop-bloop. I'm getting some chocolate and a cracker and space s'more the hell out of you! *Schlooorp!* Task: Make Space Marshmallow Slink Away (24h, Meteor Egg) Quest reward: 100 and 10

MAG Bonus

After unlocking Meteor Egg: Task: Collect Film [x2800] Quest Reward: 1/2/3

Large Mausoleum

After unlocking Large Mausoleum: Are there modern mausoleums? I really miss “Ask Jeeves!” right now.

Death Takes a Personal Day

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1

After tapping on Death's exclamation mark: Springfield Retirement Castle, Death has arrived! Are you moving in? You have the same pallor and hunch as the rest of us. No, I'm here on business. If you're selling bedpans, I'll take eight! I'm collecting souls. Not yours, but you are going to need a new roommate. Trust me, when you go through eight bedpans a night, you always need a new roommate. Task: Make Death Pick up Thursday's Souls (4h, Retirement Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2

After tapping on Death's exclamation mark: Whew! I'm beat. Between road rage, processed foods, and idiots showing off for the internet, I can't keep up. No point dwelling on it. Let's see what's on the docket for this evening. Skydiving competition sponsored by Duff beer. I better call the wife and tell her to put my dinner in the fridge. Task: Make Death Pull a Triple Shift (8h, Springfield General Hospital) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3

After tapping on Death's exclamation mark: Excuse me, Mister Death? Can I call you Mister Death? Please, Mr. Death was my father. Until I took over this job when he passed away. Boy, that was a tough day. Well, I was thinking of a way to make your job easier. What if you convinced people to be healthy so you have less work to do? Death does not interfere with the natural order of the universe! But, you know, it would be nice to have a day off without having to fake a stomach flu. Task: Make Death Devise a Comprehensive Wellness Plan (12h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: This is... amazing! It's the most inspired wellness plan I've ever seen! And I've seen two of them! Gee, thanks. It's based on nutrition, exercise and stress-relief, but I also added some stuff about Tai Chi so the holistic nut jobs would buy in too. If we can get this out to everyone in Springfield, it will change the health of the town. And the country and the world. Or more! I'll be happy just to find some time to take up golf! It's fun and a great way to network. Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Marge Spearhead an Education Initiative (4h, Springfield Elementary or Simpson House) Task: Make Death Look Into Golf Club Memberships (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: I have some good news and some bad news. Well, from what I've learned from CNN, just tell me the bad news. People said the wellness plan seems like a lot of work so they don't want to do it. They'd rather have short, unhealthy lives with gravy, sugar, and TV than spend even a week with kale. Poor kale. Fine. If people want to throw their souls away, I'm going to catch them by the armload. With the volume I'm going to do, I'll make the Grim Reaper President's Club in no time! Task: Make Death Reap With Abandon (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

MAG Bonus

After unlocking Death: Task: Collect Clapboards [x4000] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Medieval Cathedral

After unlocking Medieval Cathedral: Medieval Cathedral? Way to make a lame thing sound even lamer. Like “chatty Lisa”.

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Grr! Prey! Grr. Pray! Grr. Prey! Grr! Pray! Grrrr! Whoa! Wolf teeth! You don't usually see that kind of killing power from a guy in a sweater. Except for Shelbyville's murderin' Grampa. That guy was all about sweaters. Dude, you should totally hang with us! Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Attack Teenagers (8h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Werewolf dude, you're going to love hanging with us. We do a lot of cool things. Rrr-rr. Like hanging out and looking sullen. Yeah, no one rocks sullen like we do. On a good day, we can even crank it up to “angst-ridden”. Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Act Like a Teenager (12h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: What other cool werewolf stuff can you do? Ever kill anyone? If it was me, I'd never stop killing people! I've killed illiteracy by teaching people to read. That's something right? It's totally lame! Just to prove how lame it is, why don't you teach me? Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Teach Kearney to Read (4h, Springfield Elementary or Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Let's egg some cars! Werewolf dude doesn't do lame stuff like that! He says it's a waste of unborn chickens. He's right. Birth begins at laying! Too bad. There goes a car right now! GRRR!!! Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Chase Cars (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: You're cool, werewolf guy. I dig the mustache. Reminds me of my aunt and everyone says she's totally handsome. Werewolf, are you hitting on Shauna? She's our girlfriend! We had the winning bid on eBay! I like, set the minimum bid too low. Shauna has self-esteem problems. We were just talking. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'd like to move right to wife and avoid the immoral dating. Don't reason with us. Our brains don't do that! Let's beat him up now and figure out the reason for it after! Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Hide From Angry Youth (24h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mad Doctor's Castle

After unlocking Mad Doctor's Castle: Finally, I've found a place to hang my hat. Although, I don't wear a hat. They don't fit my odd-shaped head. Which only makes my need for a hat that much greater. Another of life's great mysteries, like why won't the lady barista make eye contact with me?

A World Aparts

A World Aparts Pt. 1

After tapping on Frinkenstein's exclamation mark: I'm a man, but also a monster. The dichotomy fills me with conflict and hours of introspection. I'm always plagued by opposing goals just like Diet Coke. Task: Make Frinkenstein Be Paralyzed with Indecision (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A World Aparts Pt. 2

After tapping on Frinkenstein's exclamation mark: I could try to go back to teaching at the university- But I'm made up of so many different parts from so many people. Who knows what crazy thoughts I might blurt out? Or even what size lab coat I take. Probably better to find employment in a place that welcomes the surgically constructed. Are we getting a Hooters? I was thinking a dark, dingy bar. A place no one looks at you unless you are sports on TV. Which I am not. Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Frinkenstein Apply for Work at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A World Aparts Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: How ya makin' out there, Freaky-o? Many of my parts quite like the atmosphere in this place. And others have contracted tetanus. But still, a net positive. There is a problem however. I have enough male and female parts to make choosing a restroom confusing. As well as other things, like showering, choosing pornographic material, and deciding if I am rooting for Mike or Molly. Task: Make Frinkenstein Ponder Which Bathroom to Use (8h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A World Aparts Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Hey, Freak-o, the drunks in the corner need refills before they sober up enough to taste the stuff. Give me a minute. It's hard to handle all these drinks when your arms are fully outstretched. I think I need to look for greener pastures. Only not actual green pastures -- the outdoors doesn't cooperate with my allergies. Task: Make Frinkenstein Quit in a Gentle Huff (24h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A World Aparts Pt. 5

After tapping on Frinkenstein's exclamation mark: Even at Moe's, I'm an outcast. I'll never fit in anywhere. Perhaps I can offer you a home. Wow, that'd be great! Although with your history of evil, I feel like I should ask for more details. You're part man, part woman, black, white, other. I think I even see a little plywood in you. With you on my payroll, I'll never have to deal with another discrimination lawsuit again! Task: Make Frinkenstein Become a Token Everything (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

MAG Bonus

After unlocking Frinkenstein: Task: Collect Megaphones [x4700] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Craftable Gameplay

Catacombs

After unlocking Catacombs: I'm into bones. Naked bones. Don't judge me.

Premium Gameplay

Alpaca Lips Now

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark: Ugh-laiira-lahua!! I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk. She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas. So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here. Task: Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark: Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg! I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil. Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside? I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off! Task: Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady (4h, Simpson House, Crazy Cat Lady) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark: Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr! If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians. Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase. Yeariar! Raiirar! She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians. Task: Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady (8h, Simpson House, Crazy Cat Lady) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark: Yeeriarr... Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy. It happens. What if we just focus on glazing? Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian. I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier. Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away! Task: Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Battle Dome

After buying Battle Dome: Whoa, that thing is huge! It could host more kid fights than the school cafeteria. You thought of that joke before, didn't you? I paid a guy to write it. If I use it thirty-six more times, it's a great deal!

Shinning Hotel

After buying Shinning Hotel: Why don't we go to a nice hotel for a vacation this year, Homie? I don't know Marge. Businesses like hotels seem to want money from their customers. A worrying trend. I have a coupon! That's always the mark of a good hotel!

Blinky Monster Promo

After the user logs in on October 21st and tapping on Gil's Blinky Monster mark: Oh boy, have I got a place for you. It's a fixer upper but honestly, aren't we all? Which reminds me, my upper teeth need fixing. The only downside of eating cardboard sandwiches. If you buy it, that would be really swell. Which reminds me, my leg is swelling. I cut my socks off every night and sew'em on in the morning! So… deal? Offer accepted: Woo-hoo! I've finally unloaded that scary old place! Gil closed a deal! Which reminds me, I have a wound that won't close. Offer declined: You don't want it? I already washed my hand for the handshake! Those pay toilets aren't cheap you know! I'm not throwing in the towel yet. Partly 'cause I don't own a towel. I dry myself off with Xmas wrapping paper – it's half off in January!

The Eyes of the Beholder

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt.1

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark: Day one since achieving land travel capability. Have learnt to both breath oxygen and to not step on pointy sticks. I'll try to watch the land-dwellers to better understand their world. Also would love to watch this “Sopranos” everyone keeps talking about. But HBO is expensive and I only have seaweed money. Task: Make Blinky Monster Silently Observe (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 2

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark: Day twenty-three of my observation of the surface world. I know, thanks to the day planner I bought. Also great to hold receipts. I'm focusing on a hairless male with a mate and three offspring. Oddly, his mate has an abundance of hair. The male consumes a diet heavy in grease. He also is rarely upright, constantly at rest on his couch or hammock. This level of sloth explains his thick layer of fat and dull expression. He now appears to be heading to a source of radiation. A shocking addition to an already unhealthy lifestyle. Task: Make Homer Go to Work (4h, Control Building) Task: Make Blinky Monster Follow Homer to Work (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 3

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark: After forty-nine days of observation, it's time for me to interact. Should my first move be a human-esque hand wave? A fist bump? Perhaps one of those fake air kisses on the cheek. I think I'll just raise my talons and make my welcome screech. It's always more natural to just let me be me. Task: Make Blinky Monster Advance Menacingly (12h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 4

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark: Day fifty-two. First contact was a little rocky, but now, as the male has said “It is all cool.” We have spent time rolling rocks at standing pins and eating stacks of carbohydrates called “waffles” together. Now we will go to a gathering place called “Moe's”. Come on, Blinky. Let's get there already. We don't want to miss Lenny doing his impression of a lawn sprinkler. He even spits a little as he does it for authenticity. The guy is a total pro. Task: Make Homer and Blinky Monster Go to Moe's (24h, Moe's Tavern, Homer) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 5

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark: Day eighty-two. I am ending the project early. There's no need for further study. Each day is a repetition of every other. No one even seems to be aging. Also, after a night of alcohol, I mistakenly mated with another monster named Selma. Now, she is clingy. And that's putting it nicely. Task: Make Blinky Monster Return to the Water (8h, Scary Dock) Quest reward: 100 and 10

House on Scary Hill

After buying House on Scary Hill: A beautiful home, new on the market. Sleeps a family of four to ten ghosts. Serious buyers only!

Grave Expectations

Grave Expectations Pt.1

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark: Ach! Mah Scottish back! That's the third time this week. It's taking all the joy out of digging graves. And I'm tired o' sleeping in a bed I dig for myself each night. There's got to be something better. I need to look in the paper for another job. It'll take all me savings to buy one, but you got to spend money to make money! Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Search the Classifieds (4h, Office of Unemployment or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Grave Expectations Pt. 2

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark: I'm here to begin a lucrative career in manual labor! Yeah, start shopping for yachts. Anyway, you any good with a jackhammer or power drill? I don't know what those are. But I do have my own shovel. Great... Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Try to Build With a Shovel (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Grave Expectations Pt. 3

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark: I canneh believe they fired me just for digging into a gas line. The explosion only destroyed stuff they were going to demolish anyways. And about a dozen people. But I'll land on my feet. Which is more than I can say for the people caught in the explosion. I just need a job in a more respectable field. Maybe I'll try bootlegging! Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Distill Moonshine (8h, Cletus's Farm) Listen here, interloper. I’m the only one in town that wears overalls, speaks funny and brews cheap, home-made hooch. Back off my business or I’ll have my children cough hepatitis on you. Relax you toothless git, I decided this business ain't fer me. I drank a batch of my stuff and got into an argument with me kneecap. And lost. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Grave Expectations Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark: If you need money, find a lady that'll pay to keep you around. I've been paid to leave, so I assume it works both ways. Are these women attractive? What do you think? They're paying for a reason. Well, I guess it'll be just like my job at the cemetery – putting lifeless things into cold, dark holes. Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Find a Sugar Mama (8h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Grave Expectations Pt. 5

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark: Turns out that rich sugar mamas want a man that's attractive and doesn't smell like dirt and tears. I'm just going ta end it all. Dig myself a hole and fall into it. Before you whack yourself, I might be able to use someone like you in my organization. You don't have an issue with the people you're burying not being dead, do you? I wouldn't even notice. When I'm diggin', I only see dirt. I'm really in the zone. You're hired! I just need your social security number and what size pinky ring you wear. Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Work For Fat Tony (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10