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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVII content update/Prizes, Crafting and Premium Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay
Treehouse of Horror XXVII Episode Tie-In Gameplay
Act 2 Gameplay
Act 3 Gameplay


Contents

Prizes gameplay[edit]

Act 1[edit]

Town Square[edit]

After starting Mad Monsters: Furry Road Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock the Town Square [x3450]

Bell Tower[edit]

After unlocking Town Square:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock the Bell Tower [x8750]
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Small Obols Pack[edit]

After unlocking Bell Tower:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock a Small Obols Pack [x12450]

Burns Family Crypt[edit]

After unlocking Small Obols Pack:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock the Burns Family Crypt [x20400]
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png A recent audit of your family crypt has found that there's no actual room left for you.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Well just toss out a few bodies. Start with the relatives that always tried to undermine me: Mom and Dad.

Count Burns' Castle[edit]

After unlocking Burns Family Crypt:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock Count Burns' Castle [x29950]
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png My castle is ready just in time. There's nothing more pathetic than a homeless vampire.
Tapped Out Count Burns Icon.png I tried staying in one of those temporary apartment complexes, but all the divorced dads really bummed me out.

Small Obols Pack[edit]

After unlocking Count Burns' Castle:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock a Small Obols Pack [x33650]

Space Marshmallow[edit]

After unlocking Small Obols Pack:
Task: Collect Film to Unlock Space Marshmallow [x44300]

The Talented Mr. Dripley[edit]

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ew, Marge! Someone left a giant slime blob on the floor! My guess is it was Lisa.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Something new to clean? I'll get my favorite mop!
Tapped Out Space Marshmallow Icon.png *blorp!*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, he's changing shape! It's kind of gross, but it's hard to root against a fellow fat blob.
Task: Make Space Marshmallow Practice Shapeshifting (1h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, stop playing with that slime and come inside for dinner.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Do I have to? His mom hasn't called him in yet.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Fine, but just until the streetlights come on.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, Space Marshmallow, there's so much to teach you. And I promise this won't be like the hammock thing. That was scary until I smooshed all your little pieces back together.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's start with beer. In my experience it goes great with marshmallows.
Task: Make Space Marshmallow Emulate Homer (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This is great. It feels so good to pass on my knowledge to someone.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png How about your kids? Why don't you teach them?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png One knows more than me, one doesn't talk, and the other is, excuse my French, damaged goods.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The marshmallow learned my job at the plant in minutes. It took me three weeks just to figure out how to adjust the chair.
Task: Make Space Marshmallow Fill In For Homer at the Plant (12h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey where's everybody going? If it's not church, I want to come.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We're actually on our way out.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Space Marshmallow is taking us out for lunch. But I called the restaurant and they said we could even order off the "brunch" menu if we want. I don't know what to do.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Choosing from two menus? Only Presidents, celebrities, and that celebrity President in Canada get treated like that!
Task: Make Space Marshmallow Take the Family Out For Lunch (8h, Restaurants)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Talented Mr. Dripley Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marshmallow! I'm your mentor. You do what I say! Also the stuff I don't say but think I did and then get mad about!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stop impressing my family and coworkers. It makes them expect more from me and that takes effort. I hate effort!
Tapped Out Space Marshmallow Icon.png *boop-bloop!*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're darn right, boop-bloop.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm getting some chocolate and a cracker and space s'more the hell out of you!
Tapped Out Space Marshmallow Icon.png *Schlooorp!*
Task: Make Space Marshmallow Slink Away (24h, Meteor Egg)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

MAG Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Meteor Egg:
Task: Collect Film [x2800]
MAG Bonus Act 1.png
Quest Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 2[edit]

Large Mausoleum[edit]

After starting Act 2:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Large Mausoleum [x6050]
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Are there modern mausoleums? I really miss "Ask Jeeves!" right now.

Dark Carriage[edit]

After unlocking Large Mausoleum:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Dark Carriage [x14400]

Medium Obols Pack[edit]

After unlocking Dark Carriage:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock a Medium Obols Pack [x20450]

Covered Bridge[edit]

After unlocking Medium Obols Pack:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Covered Bridge [x30300]

Monster Couch[edit]

After unlocking Covered Bridge:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Monster Couch [x41700]

Medium Obols Pack[edit]

After unlocking Monster Couch:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock a Medium Obols Pack [x47750]

Death[edit]

After unlocking Medium Obols Pack:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock Death [x61400]

Death Takes a Personal Day[edit]

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Death's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Springfield Retirement Castle, Death has arrived!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Are you moving in? You have the same pallor and hunch as the rest of us.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png No, I'm here on business.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png If you're selling bedpans, I'll take eight!
Tapped Out Death Icon.png I'm collecting souls. Not yours, but you are going to need a new roommate.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Trust me, when you go through eight bedpans a night, you always need a new roommate.
Task: Make Death Pick up Thursday's Souls (4h, Retirement Castle or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Death's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Whew! I'm beat.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Between road rage, processed foods, and idiots showing off for the internet, I can't keep up.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png No point dwelling on it. Let's see what's on the docket for this evening.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Skydiving competition sponsored by Duff beer. I better call the wife and tell her to put my dinner in the fridge.
Task: Make Death Pull a Triple Shift (8h, Springfield General Hospital)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Death's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Excuse me, Mister Death? Can I call you Mister Death?
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Please, Mr. Death was my father. Until I took over this job when he passed away. Boy, that was a tough day.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, I was thinking of a way to make your job easier. What if you convinced people to be healthy so you have less work to do?
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Death does not interfere with the natural order of the universe!
Tapped Out Death Icon.png But, you know, it would be nice to have a day off without having to fake a stomach flu.
Task: Make Death Devise a Comprehensive Wellness Plan (12h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png This is... amazing! It's the most inspired wellness plan I've ever seen! And I've seen two of them!
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Gee, thanks. It's based on nutrition, exercise and stress-relief, but I also added some stuff about Tai Chi so the holistic nut jobs would buy in too.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png If we can get this out to everyone in Springfield, it will change the health of the town. And the country and the world. Or more!
Tapped Out Death Icon.png I'll be happy just to find some time to take up golf! It's fun and a great way to network.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Marge Spearhead an Education Initiative (4h, Springfield Elementary or Simpson House)
Task: Make Death Look Into Golf Club Memberships (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I have some good news and some bad news.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Well, from what I've learned from CNN, just tell me the bad news.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png People said the wellness plan seems like a lot of work so they don't want to do it.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png They'd rather have short, unhealthy lives with gravy, sugar, and TV than spend even a week with kale. Poor kale.
Tapped Out Death Icon.png Fine. If people want to throw their souls away, I'm going to catch them by the armload. With the volume I'm going to do, I'll make the Grim Reaper President's Club in no time!
Task: Make Death Reap With Abandon (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

MAG Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Death:
Task: Collect Clapboards [x4000]
MAG Bonus Act 2.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 3[edit]

Medieval Cathedral[edit]

After starting Act 3:
Task: Collect Megaphones to Unlock the Medieval Cathedral [x9800]
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Medieval Cathedral?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Way to make a lame thing sound even lamer. Like "chatty Lisa".

Wolf Rock[edit]

After unlocking Medieval Cathedral:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Wolf Rock [x18700]

Large Obols Pack[edit]

After unlocking Wolf Rock:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock a Large Obols Pack [x25850]

Werewolf Flanders[edit]

After unlocking Large Obols Pack:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Werewolf Flanders [x39250]

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield[edit]

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png Grr! Prey! Grr. Pray! Grr. Prey! Grr! Pray!
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png Grrrr!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Whoa! Wolf teeth! You don't usually see that kind of killing power from a guy in a sweater.
Tapped Out Dolph Icon.png Except for Shelbyville's murderin' Grampa. That guy was all about sweaters.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Dude, you should totally hang with us!
Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Attack Teenagers (8h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Werewolf dude, you're going to love hanging with us. We do a lot of cool things.
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png Rrr-rr.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Like hanging out and looking sullen.
Tapped Out Dolph Icon.png Yeah, no one rocks sullen like we do.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png On a good day, we can even crank it up to "angst-ridden".
Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Act Like a Teenager (12h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png What other cool werewolf stuff can you do? Ever kill anyone? If it was me, I'd never stop killing people!
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png I've killed illiteracy by teaching people to read. That's something right?
Tapped Out Kearney Icon.png It's totally lame! Just to prove how lame it is, why don't you teach me?
Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Teach Kearney to Read (4h, Springfield Elementary or Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Let's egg some cars!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Werewolf dude doesn't do lame stuff like that! He says it's a waste of unborn chickens.
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png He's right. Birth begins at laying!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Too bad. There goes a car right now!
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png GRRR!!!
Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Chase Cars (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shauna Icon.png You're cool, werewolf guy. I dig the mustache. Reminds me of my aunt and everyone says she's totally handsome.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Werewolf, are you hitting on Shauna? She's our girlfriend! We had the winning bid on eBay!
Tapped Out Shauna Icon.png I like, set the minimum bid too low. Shauna has self-esteem problems.
Tapped Out Werewolf Flanders Icon.png We were just talking. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'd like to move right to wife and avoid the immoral dating.
Tapped Out Dolph Icon.png Don't reason with us. Our brains don't do that! Let's beat him up now and figure out the reason for it after!
Task: Make Werewolf Flanders Hide From Angry Youth (24h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mad Doctor's Castle[edit]

After unlocking Werewolf Flanders:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Mad Doctor's Castle [x50850]
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Finally, I've found a place to hang my hat.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Although, I don't wear a hat. They don't fit my odd-shaped head. Which only makes my need for a hat that much greater.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Another of life's great mysteries, like why won't the lady barista make eye contact with me?

Large Obols Pack[edit]

After unlocking Mad Doctor's Castle:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock a Large Obols Pack [x58000]

Frinkenstein[edit]

After unlocking Large Obols Pack:
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock Frinkenstein [x73150]

A World Aparts[edit]

A World Aparts Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Frinkenstein's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png I'm a man, but also a monster. The dichotomy fills me with conflict and hours of introspection.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png I'm always plagued by opposing goals just like Diet Coke.
Task: Make Frinkenstein Be Paralyzed with Indecision (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A World Aparts Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Frinkenstein's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png I could try to go back to teaching at the university-
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png But I'm made up of so many different parts from so many people. Who knows what crazy thoughts I might blurt out?
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Or even what size lab coat I take.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Probably better to find employment in a place that welcomes the surgically constructed.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are we getting a Hooters?
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png I was thinking a dark, dingy bar. A place no one looks at you unless you are sports on TV. Which I am not.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Frinkenstein Apply for Work at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A World Aparts Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png How ya makin' out there, Freaky-o?
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Many of my parts quite like the atmosphere in this place. And others have contracted tetanus. But still, a net positive.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png There is a problem however. I have enough male and female parts to make choosing a restroom confusing.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png As well as other things, like showering, choosing pornographic material, and deciding if I am rooting for Mike or Molly.
Task: Make Frinkenstein Ponder Which Bathroom to Use (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A World Aparts Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, Freak-o, the drunks in the corner need refills before they sober up enough to taste the stuff.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Give me a minute. It's hard to handle all these drinks when your arms are fully outstretched.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png I think I need to look for greener pastures. Only not actual green pastures -- the outdoors doesn't cooperate with my allergies.
Task: Make Frinkenstein Quit in a Gentle Huff (24h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A World Aparts Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Frinkenstein's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Even at Moe's, I'm an outcast. I'll never fit in anywhere.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Perhaps I can offer you a home.
Tapped Out Frinkenstein Icon.png Wow, that'd be great! Although with your history of evil, I feel like I should ask for more details.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You're part man, part woman, black, white, other. I think I even see a little plywood in you.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png With you on my payroll, I'll never have to deal with another discrimination lawsuit again!
Task: Make Frinkenstein Become a Token Everything (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

MAG Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Frinkenstein:
Task: Collect Megaphones [x4700]
MAG Bonus Act 3.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Craftable Gameplay[edit]

Catacombs[edit]

After unlocking Catacombs:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I'm into bones. Naked bones. Don't judge me.

Premium gameplay[edit]

Alpaca Lips Now[edit]

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Ugh-laiira-lahua!!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here.
Task: Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off!
Task: Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady (4h, Simpson House, Crazy Cat Lady)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I understand her babbling correctly, she says "the Tai Chi isn't working". Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say "plan P" because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase.
Tapped Out Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Yeariar! Raiirar!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians.
Task: Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady (8h, Simpson House, Crazy Cat Lady)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Alpaca Lips Now Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Crazy Iguana Lady Icon.png Yeeriarr...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It happens. What if we just focus on glazing?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away!
Task: Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Battle Dome[edit]

After buying Battle Dome:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Whoa, that thing is huge! It could host more kid fights than the school cafeteria.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You thought of that joke before, didn't you?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I paid a guy to write it. If I use it thirty-six more times, it's a great deal!

Shinning Hotel[edit]

After buying Shinning Hotel:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Why don't we go to a nice hotel for a vacation this year, Homie?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't know Marge. Businesses like hotels seem to want money from their customers. A worrying trend.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I have a coupon! That's always the mark of a good hotel!

Blinky Monster Promo[edit]

After the user logs in on October 21st and tapping on Gil's Tapped Out Blinky Monster Mark Icon.pngBlinky Monster mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Oh boy, have I got a place for you. It's a fixer upper but honestly, aren't we all?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Which reminds me, my upper teeth need fixing. The only downside of eating cardboard sandwiches.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png If you buy it, that would be really swell. Which reminds me, my leg is swelling. I cut my socks off every night and sew'em on in the morning! So... deal?
Scary Dock Gil Offer One Panel.pngScary Dock Gil Offer.png
Offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Woo-hoo! I've finally unloaded that scary old place! Gil closed a deal!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Which reminds me, I have a wound that won't close.
Offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png You don't want it? I already washed my hand for the handshake! Those pay toilets aren't cheap you know!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I'm not throwing in the towel yet. Partly 'cause I don't own a towel. I dry myself off with Xmas wrapping paper – it's half off in January!

The Eyes of the Beholder[edit]

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt.1[edit]

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Day one since achieving land travel capability.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Have learnt to both breath oxygen and to not step on pointy sticks.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png I'll try to watch the land-dwellers to better understand their world.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Also would love to watch this "Sopranos" everyone keeps talking about. But HBO is expensive and I only have seaweed money.
Task: Make Blinky Monster Silently Observe (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Day twenty-three of my observation of the surface world. I know, thanks to the day planner I bought. Also great to hold receipts.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png I'm focusing on a hairless male with a mate and three offspring. Oddly, his mate has an abundance of hair.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png The male consumes a diet heavy in grease. He also is rarely upright, constantly at rest on his couch or hammock.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png This level of sloth explains his thick layer of fat and dull expression.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png He now appears to be heading to a source of radiation. A shocking addition to an already unhealthy lifestyle.
Task: Make Homer Go to Work (4h, Control Building)
Task: Make Blinky Monster Follow Homer to Work (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png After forty-nine days of observation, it's time for me to interact.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Should my first move be a human-esque hand wave? A fist bump? Perhaps one of those fake air kisses on the cheek.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png I think I'll just raise my talons and make my welcome screech. It's always more natural to just let me be me.
Task: Make Blinky Monster Advance Menacingly (12h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Day fifty-two. First contact was a little rocky, but now, as the male has said "It is all cool."
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png We have spent time rolling rocks at standing pins and eating stacks of carbohydrates called "waffles" together. Now we will go to a gathering place called "Moe's".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on, Blinky. Let's get there already. We don't want to miss Lenny doing his impression of a lawn sprinkler.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He even spits a little as he does it for authenticity. The guy is a total pro.
Task: Make Homer and Blinky Monster Go to Moe's (24h, Moe's Tavern, Homer)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Eyes of the Beholder Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Blinky Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Day eighty-two. I am ending the project early.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png There's no need for further study. Each day is a repetition of every other. No one even seems to be aging.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Also, after a night of alcohol, I mistakenly mated with another monster named Selma.
Tapped Out Blinky Monster Icon.png Now, she is clingy. And that's putting it nicely.
Task: Make Blinky Monster Return to the Water (8h, Scary Dock)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

House on Scary Hill[edit]

After buying House on Scary Hill:
Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon.png A beautiful home, new on the market. Sleeps a family of four to ten ghosts. Serious buyers only!

Grave Expectations[edit]

Grave Expectations Pt.1[edit]

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png Ach! Mah Scottish back!
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png That's the third time this week. It's taking all the joy out of digging graves.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png And I'm tired o' sleeping in a bed I dig for myself each night. There's got to be something better.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I need to look in the paper for another job. It'll take all me savings to buy one, but you got to spend money to make money!
Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Search the Classifieds (4h, Office of Unemployment or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Grave Expectations Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I'm here to begin a lucrative career in manual labor!
Tapped Out Roscoe Icon.png Yeah, start shopping for yachts. Anyway, you any good with a jackhammer or power drill?
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I don't know what those are. But I do have my own shovel.
Tapped Out Roscoe Icon.png Great...
Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Try to Build With a Shovel (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Grave Expectations Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I canneh believe they fired me just for digging into a gas line.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png The explosion only destroyed stuff they were going to demolish anyways. And about a dozen people.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png But I'll land on my feet. Which is more than I can say for the people caught in the explosion.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I just need a job in a more respectable field.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png Maybe I'll try bootlegging!
Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Distill Moonshine (8h, Cletus's Farm)
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Listen here, interloper. I'm the only one in town that wears overalls, speaks funny and brews cheap, home-made hooch.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Back off my business or I'll have my children cough hepatitis on you.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png Relax you toothless git, I decided this business ain't fer me. I drank a batch of my stuff and got into an argument with me kneecap. And lost.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Grave Expectations Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If you need money, find a lady that'll pay to keep you around. I've been paid to leave, so I assume it works both ways.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png Are these women attractive?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What do you think? They're paying for a reason.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png Well, I guess it'll be just like my job at the cemetery – putting lifeless things into cold, dark holes.
Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Find a Sugar Mama (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Grave Expectations Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Gravedigger Billy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png Turns out that rich sugar mamas want a man that's attractive and doesn't smell like dirt and tears.
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I'm just going ta end it all. Dig myself a hole and fall into it.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Before you whack yourself, I might be able to use someone like you in my organization.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png You don't have an issue with the people you're burying not being dead, do you?
Tapped Out Gravedigger Billy Icon.png I wouldn't even notice. When I'm diggin', I only see dirt. I'm really in the zone.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png You're hired! I just need your social security number and what size pinky ring you wear.
Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Work For Fat Tony (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10