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− | + | {{Title|Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl}} | |
+ | {{Noncanon}} | ||
+ | {{Song | ||
+ | |name = "Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" | ||
+ | |image = [[File:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl title card.png|250px]] | ||
+ | |singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Maggie Roswell]] | ||
+ | |characters = | ||
+ | |length = '''Album:''' 0:46 | ||
+ | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]] | ||
+ | |album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | ||
+ | |appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror X]]" | ||
+ | }} | ||
− | ==Lyrics== | + | '''"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"''' is the theme song for [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]'s superhero alter egos, [[Stretch Dude]] and [[Clobber Girl]]. |
− | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | |
+ | == Lyrics == | ||
+ | === Episode version === | ||
+ | :'''Singers:''' | ||
+ | :Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, | ||
+ | :He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Women:''' | ||
+ | :He's a limber lad... | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Men:''' | ||
+ | :She's a powerful lass... | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''All:''' | ||
+ | :He'll wring your neck | ||
+ | :And she'll kick your ass! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :They're Stretch Dude | ||
+ | :And Clobber Girl! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Women:''' | ||
+ | :Stretch Dude! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Men:''' | ||
+ | :Clobber Girl! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Women:''' | ||
+ | :Stretch Dude! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Men:''' | ||
+ | :Clobber Girl! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Women:''' | ||
+ | :Stretch Dude! | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Album version === | ||
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' | ||
:''With these powers, we can become superheroes!'' | :''With these powers, we can become superheroes!'' | ||
− | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''' | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' |
:''Okay, so do it already!'' | :''Okay, so do it already!'' | ||
− | :'''Singers''' | + | :'''Singers:''' |
:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, | :Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, | ||
:He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls. | :He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls. | ||
− | :'''Women''' | + | :'''Women:''' |
:He's a limber lad... | :He's a limber lad... | ||
− | :'''Men''' | + | :'''Men:''' |
:She's a powerful lass... | :She's a powerful lass... | ||
− | :'''All''' | + | :'''All:''' |
:He'll wring your neck | :He'll wring your neck | ||
:And she'll kick your ass! | :And she'll kick your ass! | ||
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:And Clobber Girl! | :And Clobber Girl! | ||
− | :'''Women''' | + | :'''Women:''' |
:Stretch Dude! | :Stretch Dude! | ||
− | :'''Men''' | + | :'''Men:''' |
:Clobber Girl! | :Clobber Girl! | ||
− | :'''Women''' | + | :'''Women:''' |
:Stretch Dude! | :Stretch Dude! | ||
− | :'''Men''' | + | :'''Men:''' |
:Clobber Girl! | :Clobber Girl! | ||
− | :'''Women''' | + | :'''Women:''' |
:Stretch Dude! | :Stretch Dude! | ||
− | :'''Announcer''' | + | :'''Announcer:''' |
:''Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"'' | :''Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"'' | ||
− | [[Category:Songs]] | + | |
+ | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
+ | It is the fifth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Appearances == | ||
+ | *{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror X|(Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl)}} | ||
+ | *{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{The Simpsons Testify}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Non-canon songs]] |
Latest revision as of 11:11, October 29, 2024
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"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"
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Song Information
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"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" is the theme song for Bart and Lisa's superhero alter egos, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl.
Lyrics[edit]
Episode version[edit]
- Singers:
- Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
- He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
- Women:
- He's a limber lad...
- Men:
- She's a powerful lass...
- All:
- He'll wring your neck
- And she'll kick your ass!
- They're Stretch Dude
- And Clobber Girl!
- Women:
- Stretch Dude!
- Men:
- Clobber Girl!
- Women:
- Stretch Dude!
- Men:
- Clobber Girl!
- Women:
- Stretch Dude!
Album version[edit]
- Lisa:
- With these powers, we can become superheroes!
- Clancy Wiggum:
- Okay, so do it already!
- Singers:
- Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
- He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
- Women:
- He's a limber lad...
- Men:
- She's a powerful lass...
- All:
- He'll wring your neck
- And she'll kick your ass!
- They're Stretch Dude
- And Clobber Girl!
- Women:
- Stretch Dude!
- Men:
- Clobber Girl!
- Women:
- Stretch Dude!
- Men:
- Clobber Girl!
- Women:
- Stretch Dude!
- Announcer:
- Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It is the fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Appearances[edit]
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror X" (Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl)
- Album – The Simpsons: Testify