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'''Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl''' is the theme song for [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]'s superhero alter egos in the episode [[Treehouse of Horror X]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]].  It is the fifth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].
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{{Title|Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl}}
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{{Noncanon}}
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{{Song
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|name = "Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"
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|image = [[File:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl title card.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Maggie Roswell]]
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|characters =
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|length = '''Album:''' 0:46
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Tim Long]]
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|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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|appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"''' is the theme song for [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]'s superhero alter egos, [[Stretch Dude]] and [[Clobber Girl]].
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode version ===
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:'''Singers:'''
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:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
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:He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
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:'''Women:'''
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:He's a limber lad...
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:'''Men:'''
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:She's a powerful lass...
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:'''All:'''
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:He'll wring your neck
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:And she'll kick your ass!
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:They're Stretch Dude
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:And Clobber Girl!
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:'''Women:'''
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:Stretch Dude!
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:'''Men:'''
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:Clobber Girl!
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:'''Women:'''
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:Stretch Dude!
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:'''Men:'''
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:Clobber Girl!
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:'''Women:'''
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:Stretch Dude!
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=== Album version ===
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:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 
:''With these powers, we can become superheroes!''
 
:''With these powers, we can become superheroes!''
  
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''':
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:'''
 
:''Okay, so do it already!''
 
:''Okay, so do it already!''
  
:'''Singers''':
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:'''Singers:'''
 
:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
 
:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
 
:He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
 
:He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
  
:'''Women''':
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:'''Women:'''
 
:He's a limber lad...
 
:He's a limber lad...
  
:'''Men''':
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:'''Men:'''
 
:She's a powerful lass...
 
:She's a powerful lass...
  
:'''All''':
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:'''All:'''
 
:He'll wring your neck
 
:He'll wring your neck
 
:And she'll kick your ass!
 
:And she'll kick your ass!
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:And Clobber Girl!
 
:And Clobber Girl!
  
:'''Women''':
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:'''Women:'''
 
:Stretch Dude!
 
:Stretch Dude!
  
:'''Men''':
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:'''Men:'''
 
:Clobber Girl!
 
:Clobber Girl!
  
:'''Women''':
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:'''Women:'''
 
:Stretch Dude!
 
:Stretch Dude!
  
:'''Men''':
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:'''Men:'''
 
:Clobber Girl!
 
:Clobber Girl!
  
:'''Women''':
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:'''Women:'''
 
:Stretch Dude!
 
:Stretch Dude!
  
:'''Announcer''':
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:'''Announcer:'''
 
:''Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"''
 
:''Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"''
[[Category:Songs]]
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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It is the fifth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror X|(Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl)}}
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*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
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{{The Simpsons Testify}}
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]]
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[[Category:Non-canon songs]]

Latest revision as of 11:11, October 29, 2024


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"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl title card.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Maggie Roswell
Length: Album: 0:46
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Tim Long
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror X"

"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" is the theme song for Bart and Lisa's superhero alter egos, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Singers:
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
Women:
He's a limber lad...
Men:
She's a powerful lass...
All:
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude
And Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!

Album version[edit]

Lisa:
With these powers, we can become superheroes!
Clancy Wiggum:
Okay, so do it already!
Singers:
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
Women:
He's a limber lad...
Men:
She's a powerful lass...
All:
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude
And Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Announcer:
Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]