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- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
- Bart: Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever... [sees the mannequin] Oh my God, she's beautiful!
- Principal Skinner: I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
- Army Recruiter: How about re-enlisting?
- Principal Skinner: How about you bite me?
- Homer: Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
- Moe Szyslak: Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
- Lenny Leonard: Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?
- Homer: How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
- Cletus Spuckler: That was our last Christmas card!
- Army Recruiter: Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
- Jimbo Jones: Are you guys hitting on us?
- Army Recruiter: We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
- Dolph Shapiro: What? Being gay?
- Army Recruiter: Close. The Army.
- Marge: Homer, our son joined the army!
- Homer: Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world... We're China, right?
- Lisa: Fur is murder! [Splashes blood on him] When's the Krusty movie coming out?
- Krusty the Clown: Ugh, this is ruined. [To assistant] Give me the backup. Now the babies. And the monkey head mittens. Yeah, I'm a real class act.
- Army recruit: Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
- Army colonel: Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation
- Army Sergeant: Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
- Homer: That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
- [Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks]
- Homer: Bring it on chumps! [The tank runs over the manhole he's peeping out of] Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!
- Homer: [to the drill instructor] Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
- Superintendent Chalmers: Ugh, I'm not bald, I'm balding. Why doesn't anyone honor the ding?
- Principal Skinner: I honor the ding, sir.
- Chalmers: What the hell are you talking about?
- Marge: Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly then any gun.
- Bart: Lisa's face?
- Marge: A phone tree.
