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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling ''[stops to laugh]'' as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed [[Boba Fett]], it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by [[Mace Windu]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Weren't those two places about the same size? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I didn't know this was an ambush! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Are the credits transferable? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''[sees Bart and Milhouse walking off]'' Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I. ''(gets off the bus while it's still moving)'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm going to an accident. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What do ''you'' do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell. | |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Can I use that on the chalkboard? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I guess. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer? How many samples did you sell? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Uh... remember that Corvette I had? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I thought they only paid $50 a trip. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president. | |
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} You were wise to check, Marge. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} What do you mean? | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[chuckles]'' Take a look at this. ''[shows them a microscope; Homer looks into it and sees lots of his sperm cells - represented as having his head, like in "[[And Maggie Makes Three]]" - dead, indicating to him being sterile]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh... X's for eyes. | ||
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- Kent Brockman: Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling [stops to laugh] as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
- Comic Book Guy: While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.
- Kent Brockman: Weren't those two places about the same size?
- Comic Book Guy: I didn't know this was an ambush!
- Milhouse: So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
- Bart: Are the credits transferable?
- Milhouse: No.
- Bart: That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.
- Otto: [sees Bart and Milhouse walking off] Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I. (gets off the bus while it's still moving)
- Ralph: I'm going to an accident.
- Bart: What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
- Lisa: What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
- Bart: Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
- Lisa: A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
- Bart: Can I use that on the chalkboard?
- Lisa: I guess.
- Bart: Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.
- Marge: Homer? How many samples did you sell?
- Homer: Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
- Marge: I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
- Homer: Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.
- Marge: My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
- Dr. Hibbert: You were wise to check, Marge.
- Marge: What do you mean?
- Dr. Hibbert: [chuckles] Take a look at this. [shows them a microscope; Homer looks into it and sees lots of his sperm cells - represented as having his head, like in "And Maggie Makes Three" - dead, indicating to him being sterile]
- Homer: Ooh... X's for eyes.
