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C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination

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C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination
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Book Information
Series: Vault of Simpsonology
Publisher: Insight Editions
Published: September 9, 2014


C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination is the third book in the series of Vault of Simpsonology, that was released on September 9, 2014.[1]

Description[edit]

"Does power corrupt? Absolutely! Does the hunger and lust for absolute power course through your icy blue veins? Do you feel the need to rule the world with an iron fist? To subjugate the masses with a whimsical snap of your fingers? To rise above the insolent and unworthy with your superior intelligence and unlimited supply of cold hard cash? Have you ever wondered if there was a simple step-by-step guide for following your impulses and instincts toward world domination? You’ve come to the right place. Here is the opportunity of a lifetime—the chance to turn your sociopathic needs into bloodthirsty greed! Now you can learn at the feet of the Master of Megalomania . . . Charles Montgomery Burns! Don’t just stand there, you sniveling slugabed. Purchase this portable periodical posthaste and leave your conscience at the cash register!"


Contents[edit]

  • Introduction by Charles Montgomery Burns
  • Burns' Bucket List
  • Secrets to a long life
  • Sneak peeks
  • Revealed at last... the secrets of Mr. Burns' office
  • Burns Industries Subsidiaries
  • Mr. Burn's brain
  • Snippy answers to irksome questions
  • Soul-sucking memos from the desk of C. Montgomery Burns
  • The 21 types of employees
  • The CMB Network
  • A guide to the Stonecutters
  • Mr. Burns' library
  • Elvildoers, beware! One of your own has turned on you! Here comes... Fruit Bat Man!
  • Power cuts
  • Anatomy of a boss
  • Tyrant Togs
  • Mr. Burn's boardroom etiquette
  • WWMBD?
  • The Burns family album
  • Employee motivation posters
  • The path to success
  • Gumshoe Comics
  • Successful toadying
  • Heaven vs. Hell
  • Mr. Burns' bumper stickers
  • Burnsisms!

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