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MyPods and Boomsticks/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Quotes
426 "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
"MyPods and Boomsticks"
"The Burns and the Bees" 428

[At the Mapple Store, an announcement comes over the speaker system.]
Announcer: [on speakers] Attention, Mapple Universe. Prepare for a live announcement from Mapple founder and Chief Imaginative Officer Steve Mobbs.
People in Crowd: Steve Mobbs! -- He's a genius! -- He's like a god who knows what we want!
Steve Mobbs: [appearing on giant video screen] Greetings! It is I, your insanely great leader, Steve Mobbs. I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters, deep below the sea, with an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything. [The crowd gasps.] And that announcement is-
[Seeing the opportunity for a prank, Bart plugs in a microphone and cuts into Mobbs' announcement. On the screen, Mobbs is now talking silently while Bart provides him with new material.]
Bart: You're all losers! [The crowd gasps -- "Huhhhh??"] You think you're cool because you buy a five-hundred-dollar phone with a picture of a fruit on it? Well, guess what. They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one!
Crowd: Eeeeeewwwww!! [They drop their MyPhones, MyPods and other Mapple merchandise onto the floor.]
Bart: [continuing] I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft. Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!
[The crowd gasps again. Comic Book Guy, carrying a large slegdehammer, charges the screen.]
Comic Book Guy: Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your turtleneck!
[Comic Book Guy hurls the sledgehammer into the screen, shattering it, and several Mapple Store employees wrestle him to the floor. Bart chuckles at the scene.]
Mapple Store Employee: Who dares question the boss we fired ten years ago and then brought back?
Lisa: [pointing accusingly.] It was my brother, Bart!
Mapple Store Employee: Flay him with your earbuds! Flay him, I say!
[All the employees take their earbuds off, twirl them, and advance on Bart.]

Marge: You're teaching Bart a terrible lesson of intolerance!
Homer: I'm sorry. It's just so fun and easy to judge people based on religion.

Kearney: What's your name, sweat stain?
Bashir: Uh, Bashir?
Kearney: 'Bash here?' I love a kid that comes with directions!

[Beneath the sea, Lisa goes to Mapple headquarters to see Steve Mobbs about her MyTunes bill.]
Employee: Mr. Mobbs, there's a surface dweller here to see you. MyTunes user JazzGal62.
Steve Mobbs: Oh, Lisa Simpson. Send her in!
[Lisa comes in.]
Steve Mobbs: Lisa, it's insanely great to see you.
Lisa: [pleading her case] Um, Mr. Mobbs, I sort of downloaded too many songs onto my MyPod and I don't have the money to pay for them. Do you think you could consider a reduced payment plan?
Steve Mobbs: I'm sorry. I know our posters say 'Think differently,' but our real slogan is 'No refunds.'
Lisa: [tearfully] "Can't you open your Mapple menu and click on the compassion bar? Oh, please."
[Steve Mobbs thinks for a moment.]
Steve Mobbs: Lisa, how would you like to work for Mapple?
Lisa: [perking up] Would I ever!
[The scene shifts to a busy street corner. Lisa is wearing a MyPod costume and handing out flyers to passersby.]
Lisa: [blandly and unenthusiastically] "Think differently. Think differently. Think differently. [sighs] Think differently."
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Lost Verizon Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Treehouse of Horror XIX Dangerous Curves Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words MyPods and Boomsticks The Burns and the Bees Lisa the Drama Queen Take My Life, Please How the Test Was Won No Loan Again, Naturally Gone Maggie Gone In the Name of the Grandfather Wedding for Disaster Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Father Knows Worst Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh Four Great Women and a Manicure Coming to Homerica