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Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Credits
425 "Dangerous Curves"
426
"Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
"MyPods and Boomsticks" 427


Lisa: Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
Marge: Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.

Homer: Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning!
Marge: Have fun!

Lisa: Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?
Homer: Well, I had a little help from this guy.
[Will Shortz and Merl Reagle appear]
Lisa: [gasps] New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
Merl Reagle: I actually wrote that crossword.
Will Shortz: And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!
Merl Reagle: [dejected] Yes, sir.

Superintendent Chalmers: I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
Principal Skinner: You called?
Superintendent Chalmers: Made reference.
Principal Skinner: My mistake.

[After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament]
Lisa: Oh, I blew it again.
Homer: She blew it again! Woo-Hoo!
[The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money]
Bartender: [disdainfully] Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
Homer: You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.

Apu: Whoo, what is a four-letter word for "hero"?
Moe Szyslak: "Hero".
Apu: Yes, but I meant "Lisa".
Crowd: Lisa! Lisa!
Season 20 Quotes
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