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Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Quotes
423 "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
424
"Treehouse of Horror XIX"
"Dangerous Curves" 425


Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!

Milhouse Van Houten: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
Nelson Muntz: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)

Nelson: [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin] Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
Nelson: You're a racist!
The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. [starts eating Nelson]
Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!

Chief Wiggum: [after getting shot] I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!

Moe Szyslak: [while strapped to a foosball table] Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Lost Verizon Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Treehouse of Horror XIX Dangerous Curves Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words MyPods and Boomsticks The Burns and the Bees Lisa the Drama Queen Take My Life, Please How the Test Was Won No Loan Again, Naturally Gone Maggie Gone In the Name of the Grandfather Wedding for Disaster Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Father Knows Worst Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh Four Great Women and a Manicure Coming to Homerica