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Lisa the Drama Queen/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Quotes
428 "The Burns and the Bees"
429
"Lisa the Drama Queen"
"Take My Life, Please" 430


Bart: Why do we have to go to the Rec Center? I wanna play with my friends!
Homer: When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities.
Lisa: You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?
Homer: Uh, 'cause no one's making me. Buh-bye.

Comic Book Guy: Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed along to those whose parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.

Lisa: I need some candy for a first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
Bart: M&M's?
Lisa: Well... if I pick plain, she'll think I'm cheap, but if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
Bart: How about Charleston Chew?
Lisa: What is this, Brooklyn in the '50s? Don't just say stuff.
Bart: You ask for my help, then you don't want it.
Apu: Excuse me, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you bought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
Lisa: Finally, a real suggestion.
Bart: If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!

Juliet Hobbes: So, what do you want to do?
Lisa: I don't know, it's been so long since I've had a playdate. Not that I couldn't get one if I wanted.
Juliet: My parents bought me a membership card to the Folk Art Museum.
Lisa: Does it get you into special exhibits?
Juliet: On Wednesdays.
Lisa: [gasps] That's today!

Lisa: Hey, mom, can Juliet sleep over?
Marge: Are your parents okay with that? They've never met us.
Bart: We could be murderers.
Homer: Could've been. If we hadn't had kids.

Marge: Now remember, Juliet's family is very classy, so be on your best behavior.
Homer: Use as many big words as possible. I call "computer". Bart, you can have "doorbell".

Professor Hobbes: Homer, isn't it wonderful that my Juliet and your Lisa have become such fast friends?
Homer: Heh, heh. If you say so, M'lord.
Mrs. Hobbes: Dinner's ready!
Homer: If you'll show me to your bathroom, I'd like to pretend to wash my hands.

Homer: Hey, could you take a look at this lump on my back?
Professor Hobbes: I'm not that kind of doctor!
Homer: Oh, I get it. Here's ten bucks.
[Professor Hobbes takes the money then looks at Homer's back]
Professor Hobbes: That's chewing gum.
Homer: [bitter] What a racket.
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Lost Verizon Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Treehouse of Horror XIX Dangerous Curves Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words MyPods and Boomsticks The Burns and the Bees Lisa the Drama Queen Take My Life, Please How the Test Was Won No Loan Again, Naturally Gone Maggie Gone In the Name of the Grandfather Wedding for Disaster Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Father Knows Worst Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh Four Great Women and a Manicure Coming to Homerica