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The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly/Quotes

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Season 20 Episode Quotes
436 "Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe"
"The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly"
"Father Knows Worst" 438

Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of... a girl!

Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
Bart: Not our entire relationship, just the stuff I said.

[Lisa is in her room smiling and seeing smiles everywhere. Maggie holds a fan in front of her.]
Lisa: If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss!
[Lisa gets close to the fan to kiss it, but it is disconnected by Marge.]

Milhouse Van Houten: Why didn't you come and visit me Bart?
Bart: Yeah, I meant too. I was so very busy.
Milhouse: What could be important than your best friend?
[Jenny walks up and holds Bart's hand]
Jenny: Who's this Bart?
Milhouse: Oh, I see how it is.
Season 20 Quotes
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