Condiment Pen

Condiment Pen

Food/Drink Information Produced by: Homer Simpson Type: Condiments Town: Springfield First appearance: "Springfield Up"

The Condiment Pen is an invention by Homer.

History

In the documentary Growing Up Springfield, Homer claimed that he became a millionaire after creating the Condiment Pen. He said that he got the idea from actual pens. Clicking the buttons on the top of the pen allows the user to choose between ketchup, mustard, mayo, and relish. Homer then showed off the invention on some food.

Appearances

• Episode – "Springfield Up"

[show] Food

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