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Dilithium Crystals

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Dilithium Crystals
Dilithium Crystals.png
Food/Drink Information
Type: Sweetener
First appearance: Bartman: The Hero's Handbook

Dilithium Crystals are a product available in Captain Fantastic's Incredible Superhero Supply Sanctuary. They cost $7.95 per jar.


"Get your super day going faster-than-light with these supernaturally sweetened crystals. Dissolve a spoonful or two in your morning coffee or tea and you'll be at warp speed for the rest of the day!"

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Dilithium is a mineral in Star Trek.