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Food/Drink Information
Type: Cereal
First Appearance: "Lisa's First Word"

Wheatees is a breakfast cereal. Its mascot is a skeletal Scratchy.


Wheatees were advertised at the end of The Itchy & Scratchy Show episode "100 Yard Gash". Its slogan is "The Breakfast of Champions".