Lunch Box Restipees

Lunch Box Restipees is a collection of recipes by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

Recipes

Deviled Eggs

Ingredients

• Eggs
• Mayonnaise
• Paprika
• Satan

Preparation

1. Get six hard-boiled eggs.
2. Mix them up with some mayonnaise.
3. Spinkle on some paprika.
4. Offer them to Satan.

Cat Food Salad

Ingredients

• Cat food
• Relish
• Matonnaise

Preparation

1. Mix together in a bowl.
2. Chill and serve.

Filly Steak Sandwish

Ingredients

• Racehorse
• Bell peppers
• Swiss cheese
• Onion
• Roll

Preparation

1. Have Daddy bring one home from the track.

Tot Diggety Dog

Ingredients

• Hot dog
• Mud

Preparation

1. Get a hot dog.
2. Roll it in the mud.

Corn Dogs

Ingredients

• Corn on the cob
• Dog food

Preparation

1. Get a corn on the cob.
2. Spread some of the dog's food on uit.
3. Don't let the dog catch you doing this.

Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud

Ingredients

• Aquarium gravel
• Vanilla pudding
• Whipped cream

Preparation

1. Get some aquarium gravel.
2. Put it in some pudding.
3. Top with whipped cream.

Crunchy Muchies

Ingredients

• Dirt
• Twigs
• Paste

Preparation

1. Get a twig.
2. Spreak paste over it.
3. Stick it in the dirt.

Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich

Ingredients

• Baloney
• Malarkey
• Hogwash
• A load of hooey
• Bread

Preparation

1. Eat it and be quit, Kid!

Chicken á la Viking

Ingredients

• Chicken pot pie
• Swedish meat
• Danish pastry

Preparation

1. Mix ingredients together in your lunch box.
2. Leave it in your backpack over the weekend.
3. Share with friends on Monday.

S'morz No Mores

Ingredients

• Marshmallows
• Graham crackers
• Brown crayons

Preparation

1. Put marshmallows and brown crayons together in pan on stovetop.
2. Simmer for 5 minutes.
3. Let cool.
4. Pour onto cracker.

Smashed Potatoes

Ingredients

• Potatoes
• Regrets

Preparation

1. Go to fridge.
2. Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes.
3. Sit down on curb outside to eat it.
4. Have bullies shove your face in it.

Ants on a Log

Ingredients

• Ants
• Stick
• Paste

Preparation

1. Get a stick about 4 inches long.
2. Spread paste over the stick.
3. Sprinkle ants onto pase.

Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches

Ingredients

• $5.00

Preparation

1. Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria.

Food

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