Futuristic Tomato
Futuristic Tomato
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Futuristic Tomato was a mutant tomato produced by Lisa for her school science fair.
History[edit]
Lisa grew the tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids, the kind that help Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence. Lisa thought this tomato could wipe out world hunger and imagined a third-world family cutting up and distributing slices of tomato freely, with a shrine devoted to Lisa.
Later, at school, Lisa is still hauling around the tomato and asks Bart to hold it while she goes to get her math book. Bart takes the tomato from Lisa, and then Principal Skinner walks by and stops to tie his shoelaces. Bart resists temptation—for maybe two seconds—before he hurls the tomato at Skinner. Skinner looks up from tying his shoes to see the tomato making a beeline for his backside. The scene goes into slow motion as Skinner yells, "Noooooooooooooooooo!" The tomato hits its target, splattering goo all over everyone.