Futuristic Tomato
Futuristic Tomato
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Futuristic Tomato was a mutant tomato produced by Lisa for her school science fair.
History[edit]
Lisa grew the tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids, the kind that helped Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence. Lisa thought this tomato could wipe out world hunger and imagined a third-world family cutting up and distributing slices of tomato freely, with a shrine devoted to Lisa.
Later, at school, Lisa was still hauling around the tomato and asked Bart to hold it while she went to get her math book. Bart took the tomato from Lisa, and then Principal Skinner walked by and stopped to tie his shoelaces. Bart resisted temptation—for maybe two seconds—before he hurled the tomato at Skinner. Skinner looked up from tying his shoes to see the tomato making a beeline for his backside. The scene went into slow motion as Skinner yelled, "Noooooooooooooooooo!" The tomato hit its target, splattering goo all over everyone.