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NeverQuest/Quotes

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[When Marge is rescuing the hobbits while Homer fights Selmatty]
Marge: Over here you little idiots!

Marge: I'm like Gandalf, but sexy.

Homer: This is like one of these Police Academy movies.

[When Marge and Homer are in Selmatty's dungeon]
Morc: Hi, I'm Orc Moe and I'm going to kick your ass in every way!
Homer: You shall not pass! Wind!
Morc: ANGRY BERSERKER ORC MOE!
Homer: Hey middle-earthies! Eat my sword! Hope that doesn't sound too gay.

Homer: [in Helium Homer mode] Wow! I'm flying! I wonder if it's science or magic or super farts?

Morc: Uh, I peed my orc diaper.
Homer: This is for teaching you a lesson for someone who can't watch 5 minutes of Lord of the Rings before falling asleep!

[When Homer and Marge are in the maze with the overhead view]
Announcer: Save keys to open doors.
Announcer: I like eggs.
Announcer: Homer needs food badly.
Announcer: Marge is about to die.
Announcer: Homer, your health bar is running low.
Homer: Oh, can't you say something more positive?
Announcer: Homer is about to die.
Homer: No you're about to die!