Married to the Blob/Quotes
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- Bart: Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
- Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
- Bart: You never watched an episode of Jimmy Kimmel in your life.
- Homer: Yes, I have. After the Oscars, when he forces you.
- Milhouse: Oh. Oh. Mr. Book Guy. Can I go first? I was once cast to play Fallout Boy in a movie.
- Comic Book Guy: Tell it to Harlan Ellison.
- Harlan Ellison: I think, you over-privileged kids with your electronic tablets and your talking phones wouldn't know a good piece of fiction if your iPod read it to your ass.
- Milhouse: I wish someone would have come from the future and warned me not to talk to you.
- Harlan Ellison: That's my idea! You're stealing my idea!
- Milo: C-B-G. What's the happs, my man?
- Comic Book Guy: Well, well, well. If it isn't Milo, the owner of my main competitor, Coolsville. Or should I say, "Foolsville."
- Comic Book Guy: Nerds don't get girls.
- Milo: These days they do, man. Comic-Con is now 8% women.
