Difference between revisions of "I Am Furious (Yellow)/Quotes"

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Principal Skinner: Welcome to Career Day. Here to tell you about his job is Bart's friend's Dad, Kirk Van Houten.

Kirk Van Houten: How many of you children have gone out to your car and found a flyer on the windshield?

Nelson Muntz: Are you the guy that puts them there?

Kirk: No, I-I'm his assistant. But one time he was sick, and, and he let me do it. I totally screwed it up.

Mr. Blackwell: Oh, please. I've seen nicer chains on a set of snow tires.

Mr. T: I pity the fool who derives self esteem from mocking other people's clothes.

Mr. Blackwell: I hate myself.

Nelson: I'm comin' up with my own cartoon character. He's called Danger Cat.

Milhouse Van Houten: Mine's called Trouble Dog.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm called Ralph.

Stan Lee: Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?

Comic Book Guy: The term is "courting." The restraining order says "no, no," but her eyes say "yes, yes."

Lisa: Bart, this is just Dad!

Bart: Uh, it's a composite character -- your Dad, my Dad, a little of Maggie's Dad...

Lisa: No, it's just Dad.

Bart: Stan Lee came back?

Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. And I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.

Lenny Leonard: You've been world famous for an hour now.

Carl Carlson: You're the Internet's number one non-porno site. Which makes you ten trillionth over-all.

Lisa: Dad, I'm no fan of Bart's cartoon, but you have a real problem with anger.

Homer: I'm just passionate -- like all us Greeks.

Lisa: No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.

Milhouse: Can I come too?

Bart: Good idea. You can speak nerd to them.

Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.

Dr. Hibbert: You see, these boils on Homer's neck are pent-up rage. If Bart's trap hadn't set Homer off, the anger would have overwhelmed Homer's system.

Marge: You mean I shouldn't punish Bart at all?

Dr. Hibbert: Why, if anything, he should punish you.