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The Bart Wants What It Wants/Quotes

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Season 13 Episode Quotes
279 "Half-Decent Proposal"
280
"The Bart Wants What It Wants"
"The Lastest Gun in the West" 281


[Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match.]
Female Announcer: Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
Male Announcer: Both our viewers must be thrilled.

Greta: I'm looking for someone more masculine.
Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!

Greta: I can't believe he dumped me!
Wolfcastle: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie!

Homer: [about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV] What kind of mileage does it get?
Wolfcastle: One highway, zero city.

Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
Homer: [laughs] I have a boil on my ass.

Homer: [giving Bart advice about women] Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII The Parent Rap Homer the Moe A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love The Blunder Years She of Little Faith Brawl in the Family Sweets and Sour Marge Jaws Wired Shut Half-Decent Proposal The Bart Wants What It Wants The Lastest Gun in the West The Old Man and the Key Tales from the Public Domain Blame It on Lisa Weekend at Burnsie's Gump Roast I Am Furious (Yellow) The Sweetest Apu Little Girl in the Big Ten The Frying Game Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge