The Bart Wants What It Wants/Quotes

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Season 13 Episode Quotes
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[Milhouse and Bart have a fight and disrupt a curling match.]
Female Announcer: Two young Yankee Doodles have turned this match into a dandy.
Male Announcer: Both our viewers must be thrilled.

Greta: I'm looking for someone more masculine.
Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchy got in my hair!

Greta: I can't believe he dumped me!
Wolfcastle: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk.
Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie!

Homer: [about Rainer Wolfcastle's SUV] What kind of mileage does it get?
Wolfcastle: One highway, zero city.

Homer: Ouch! I sat on something sharp!
Wolfcastle: That's just Lara Flynn Boyle.
Homer: [laughs] I have a boil on my ass.

Homer: [giving Bart advice about women] Never give them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge