The Lastest Gun in the West/Quotes

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	Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 280 "The Bart Wants What It Wants"	281 "The Lastest Gun in the West"	"The Old Man and the Key" 282 →

Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!

Marge: Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!

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Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!

Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!

Ralph: I'm a gulch!

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Bart: Buck McCoy helped me.

Grampa: Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!

Lisa: I met one of my heroes today, she started the.

Grampa: Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.

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Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.

Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.

Homer: Oh, right.

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Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

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Bart: [cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat] Eat my short stories!

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Homer: [screaming in the phone] Get me Buck McCoy!

Lisa: Dad! I'm on the line.

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Milhouse: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?

Ralph: I will.

Milhouse: Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!

Ralph: Be quiet.

Milhouse: Yes sir.

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge