The Lastest Gun in the West/Quotes
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- Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
- Marge: Nice try. But we're still going to Riverdance.
- Bart: D'oh!
- Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
- Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
- Homer: Oh, right.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
- Ralph Wiggum: I will.
- Milhouse: Great. Finally, I'll be the dominant one.
- Ralph: Be quiet.
- Milhouse: [defeated] Yes, sir.
- Marge: Hurry up, Bart, or you'll be late to be killed by the dog.
- Bart: What?
- Marge: I said you'll be late for school.
- Bart: You were in movies?
- Buck McCoy: Hold onto your hat, son. You're talkin' to Buck McCoy.
- Bart: Who?
- Buck McCoy: [chuckles] Yeah, that's right. Buck McCoy. The most famous movie cowboy in the world.
- Bart: [unimpressed] No kiddin'.
- Buck McCoy: Well what do you kids do all day?
- Bart: Well, right now, I'm supposed to be in school.
- Buck McCoy: School? Huh, why bother? I quit after fourth grade and I ain't not no un-dummy.
- Grampa: Buck McCoy? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
- Lisa: I met one of my heroes today. She started the f--
- Grampa: Buck McCoy! I still carry this. "Junior Buckaroo 2nd Class. Little Grampa Simpson."
- Bart: What's this lunchbox made of?
- Buck McCoy: Well back in my day we had a thing called metal. Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it.
- Bart: Met-tal.
- Grampa: Don't listen to 'em, Buck. It's an ambush. They're trying to jump your claim!
- Marge: [to the kids] Take him outside.
- Grampa: I love you, Buuuck!
- Buck McCoy: [old advert] Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey is smooth as milk.
- Marge: I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.
- Buck McCoy: Well, that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.
- Buck McCoy: Yeah, in the seventies, westerns were out and detective shows were in. It seems like all I did was shoot hippies. They wrote me out of the show and it became Room 222.
- Bart: Now, listen up. When I come back tomorrow you'd better have cowboy suits. And they'd better be adorable.
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, here at Springfield Elementary where a new Western "craze" is sweeping the campus.
- Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
- Nelson Muntz: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
- Ralph: I'm a gulch!
- Buck McCoy: Listen, missy. The last two city-slickers who used reverse psychology on me are pushing up daisies.
- Bart: They're dead?
- Buck McCoy: No, they've just got lousy jobs.
- Krusty the Clown: Buck, this is a real honor. I grew up watching your horse operas down at the Bijou.
- Buck McCoy: [chuckles] Yeah, things sure have changed since the '50s.
- Krusty: I don't care.
- Homer: My son lost his hero. This should be the greatest night of my life. How come I'm not happy?
- Marge: You care about Bart's feelings.
- Homer: Stop saying that.
- Buck McCoy: Look, I worked long and hard, got rich, and now I'm retired. Why shouldn't I be able to drink all I want?
- Marge: Well, I don't know. I just naturally assumed it was some of my business.
- Buck McCoy: Well, I don't see how it is. Nobody's even told me your name yet.
- Bank robber: I'm firing at the lasso, but the bullets just go through the middle.
- Snake Jailbird: It's the ultimate weapon!
