The Frying Game/Quotes

Quotes

Season 13 Episode Quotes

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EPA scientist: You are now legally responsible for the safety and well-being of this screamapillar. Everything you need to know is in this pamphlet.

Lisa: "Screamapillar Care Tips". Wow! Look at all this stuff. "Without constant reassurance, it will die. It's sexually attracted to fire..."

Homer: Are you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?

Michael Clarke Duncan-type: You want some cornbread Mr. Jingles? Well you can forget, because I'm gonna kill you!

Yes Guy: (over the phone) Hello? Yes, Governor. No, Governor, it's not too late. Yes, Governor, I'll tell him right away. (to Homer) The Governor says he hopes you're a twitcher, oh yes!

Homer: This whole thing was a joke? Oh, I've never been so relieved! Relieved and ANGRY...

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge