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Dude, Where's My Ranch?/Quotes

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Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
David and Homer: He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
Homer: If you despise polite left-handers
Ned: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
(Rod and Todd are listening to the song on the radio)
Todd: That's us!
Rod: Hooray!
Crowd: F-L-A!
Apu: His name is Ned
Crowd: D-R-S!
Apu: He's so white bread!
Church Chorus: The smiling moustached geek who walks with God!

(The Simpsons are singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland to Mr. Burns)

Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
(Hounds chase away the Simpsons)
Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.

Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!

Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels!

Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix!

Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
Homer: (crying) Those poor hats!

Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! (stands up) Daddy, I need upsies!
Homer: Coming sweetie!
(Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)
(Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids)
Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!

Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!

Marge:Homer, those are elk!

Homer: Well I still hate 'em. (Shouting at elk) Go back to Bosten!

(Elk shy away)

Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues