KrustyCo Inc.

KrustyCo Inc.

Company Information

KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Media and Entertainment

TV shows and films

Name	Type	Notes
The Krusty the Clown Show	TV show	The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy.
It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas!	TV special	It is sponsored by ILG and Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes.^[1]
Krusty Komedy Klassic	TV special	One of Krusty's many parody show.^[2]
Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials	TV special	Ended up in a blimp accident.
Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown	TV series	Brief late night series when Lisa takes over The Krusty the Clown Show.
The Krusty Movie	Film

Albums

Name	Type	Notes
Kroon Along with Krusty!	Album	Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein.
Krusty Klowns Klezmer!	Album	The album is on sale at King Toot's and features "The Dreidel Song" and "The Other Dreidel Song".^[3]
Krustophenia	Album	Krusty complained about the Simpsons getting a hit album while Krustophenia just sat on the shelf.^[4]

Books

Image	Name	Type	Notes
	The Jokes We Stolen	Book	By Krusty the Clown
	Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God	Biography	Ghostwritten by John Updike^[5]

Misc.

Name	Type	Notes
KrustyCon	Convention	A convention on all things Krusty.^[6]
Krusty's Kosher Karnival	Game	MyPad app.^[7]
The Krusty Kharity Klassic	Tennis tournament	^[8]

Locations

Name	Type	Notes
Krusty Burger	Fast food restaurant	Thousands across the USA, including more than two in Springfield.
Krusty Burger Oil Rig	Fast food restaurant	One located on an offshore oil rig.^[9]
Krusty Fried Chicken	Fast food restaurant	Fried chicken restaurant in Beijing, China.^[10]
Krusty Kreme	Donut shop	Located in Springfield.^[11]
Le Krusty Burger	Fast food restaurant	Burger restaurant chain in France.^[12]
Krustylu Studios	TV studios	Located on the Channel 6 studio lot
Krusty's Clown College	Adult education	Taken over by the Springfield Mafia.
Krustyland Amusement Park	Amusement park	Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line
Krusty's Kids Daykare	Daycare center	^[13]
Krusty's Ark	Animal shelter	It used to be a packaging plant for Krusty Burger.^[14]
Kamp Krusty	Summer camp	Summer camp for kids.^[15]
Krustyco Sweatshop	Factory	Factory in China that makes the toys for the Laffy Meal that is served at Krusty Burger.^[16]
Krustyco International	Company	Headquarters for the Krustyco.^[17]
Krusty Kulinary Institute	School	A school for the Krusty Burger.^[17]
Krustylu Pictures	Company	Film company part of Krustylu Studios.^[18]
Krusty Korp	Company	Corporation.^[19]
Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids	Children's home	At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out.^[6]

Merchandise

Toys

Krusty Doll
- Evil Krusty Doll^[20]
- Catch-A-Rising Krusty Doll^[21]
Krusty Giant Toy Drum^[22]
Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
Krusty Punch Doll^[22]
Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
Krusty Monopoly
Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies^[23]
Krusty the Klown Action Figures
- Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
- Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
- Daredevil Krusty.
Krusty ballons^[22]
Krusty's Kreepy Konjuring Kit^[24]
Krusty's Speak and Say^[25]
Krusty Brand Operation Game^[26]

Food and Drink

Absolut Krusty
Krusty-O's^[27]
Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute^[28]
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel^[29] (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
Frosty Krusty Flakes^[22]
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")^[30]
Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
Krusty's Famous Sauce
Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
Krusty Kosher Ham
Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher, Too!)^[31]
Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich
Krusty Flakes
Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
Krusty Secret Sauce
Krustyshake
Krusty Kreamy-Os
Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
Krusty Burger products:
- The Clogger^[32]
- Krusty Burger Bag O' Beef^[33]
- Mother Nature Burger^[34]
- Ribwich^[35]
- Laffy Meal^[36]^[37]
- Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages^[38]
Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™ ^[6]
Krusty Mug^[22]
Krusty baby bottle^[22]
Krusty Chips^[39]
Krusty Soda^[28]
Krusty Beef Jerky^[40]
Krusty Ham^[41]
Krusty Wieners^[41]
Krustaceans^[42]
Krusty Charms^[43]
Krusty Kritters^[18]
Krusty Punch^[44]
Krusty's Circus Style Marshmallows^[45]
Krusty's Maple Syrup^[46]
Krusty's Pancake Mix^[46]
Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch^[47]
Krustyfinger^[48]
Señor Krusty's Taco Kit^[49]
Klump Bar^[50]
Krusty-Brand Mayonnaise^[51]

Clothes, bags and accesories

Krusty Costume^[22]
Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
Krusty Lunchboxes^[22]
Krusty T-Shirts^[22]
Krusty tote bag^[22]
Krusty Slippers^[22]
Krusty Towel^[22]

Electronics and Furniture

Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)^[22]
Krusty Phone^[22]
Krusty Wallclock^[22]
Krusty Bedside Lamp^[22]
Krusty Trash Basket^[22]
Krusty Bedsheets^[22]
Krusty Beanbag chair^[22]
Krusty Bowl-A-Rama
Krusty Brand Alarm Clock^[52]
Magic Cloning Lamp^[53]

Stationary

Krusty Pencil Tops^[22]
Krusty Posters
Krusty greeting cards
Krusty Calculator
Official Krustyland Pencils

Health and Cosmetics

Krusty Pacifier^[22]
Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test^[54]^[55]
Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup^[56]
Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
Krusty-Brand Vitamins
Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne^[57]
Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
Krusty Electric Toothbrush
Krusty Eye wash
Krusty Personal Swabs
Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)
Krusty Condoms^[6]
Desperation by Krusty^[58]
Krusty Diapers^[49]
Krusty's Choice Oxycontin Candy^[59]

Misc.

Krusty Handguns
Krusty the Clown Fan Club
Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
Krusty Brand Geiger Counter^[60] ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
Krusty Wallpaper and Wallpaper Glue ("Now with 15% fewer toxic fumes!")^[61]
Clone at Home Kit^[53]
The Metal Krusty-O^[27]

Non-Canon

References

↑ "Marge Be Not Proud"
↑ "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
↑ From King Toot's Holiday Album Bargain Bin!
↑ "Behind the Laughter"
↑ "Insane Clown Poppy"
↑ ^6.0 ^6.1 ^6.2 ^6.3 The Krusty Book
↑ "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
↑ "Tennis the Menace"
↑ "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"
↑ "The Devil Wears Nada"
↑ Donut Detectives
↑ "Goo Goo Gai Pan"
↑ To Live and Diaper in Springfield
↑ "Clown in the Dumps"
↑ "Kamp Krusty"
↑ "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
↑ ^17.0 ^17.1 The Burger Kings of Comedy!
↑ ^18.0 ^18.1 The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield
↑ The Booty
↑ "Treehouse of Horror III"
↑ "Homerazzi"
↑ ^22.00 ^22.01 ^22.02 ^22.03 ^22.04 ^22.05 ^22.06 ^22.07 ^22.08 ^22.09 ^22.10 ^22.11 ^22.12 ^22.13 ^22.14 ^22.15 ^22.16 ^22.17 ^22.18 ^22.19 ^22.20 "Krusty Gets Busted"
↑ "Homer Defined"
↑ "The Great Simpsina"
↑ "Lard of the Dance"
↑ "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
↑ ^27.0 ^27.1 "Round Springfield"
↑ ^28.0 ^28.1 The Homer Show
↑ "Kamp Krusty"
↑ "Bart the Murderer"
↑ Little Big Mart
↑ The Simpsons Movie
↑ "The Spy Who Learned Me"
↑ "Coming to Homerica"
↑ "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
↑ "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
↑ "Steal This Episode"
↑ "22 Short Films About Springfield"
↑ Cabin Fervor
↑ Kwik-E-Mart Holiday Savings Circular
↑ ^41.0 ^41.1 Virtual Bart
↑ "Trust but Clarify"
↑ "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
↑ "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"
↑ "To Cur, with Love"
↑ ^46.0 ^46.1 "How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
↑ "Adventures in Baby-Getting"
↑ Kwik-E-Bart
↑ ^49.0 ^49.1 Man vs. Beast vs. Food
↑ "Homer Badman"
↑ "Brush with Greatness"
↑ "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
↑ ^53.0 ^53.1 Clone Alone
↑ "I Love Lisa"
↑ "Coming to Homerica"
↑ "Flaming Moe's"
↑ "Like Father, Like Clown"
↑ "Moonshine River"
↑ "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
↑ "Fat Man and Little Boy"
↑ Homer vs. the Wallpaper

[1] "Marge Be Not Proud"

[2] "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

[3] From King Toot's Holiday Album Bargain Bin!

[4] "Behind the Laughter"

[5] "Insane Clown Poppy"

[KB-6] 6.0 ^6.1 ^6.2 ^6.3 The Krusty Book

[7] "A Tree Grows in Springfield"

[8] "Tennis the Menace"

[9] "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"

[10] "The Devil Wears Nada"

[11] Donut Detectives

[12] "Goo Goo Gai Pan"

[13] To Live and Diaper in Springfield

[14] "Clown in the Dumps"

[15] "Kamp Krusty"

[16] "Little Girl in the Big Ten"

[BKC-17] 17.0 ^17.1 The Burger Kings of Comedy!

[VS-18] 18.0 ^18.1 The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield

[19] The Booty

[20] "Treehouse of Horror III"

[21] "Homerazzi"

[KGB-22] 22.00 ^22.01 ^22.02 ^22.03 ^22.04 ^22.05 ^22.06 ^22.07 ^22.08 ^22.09 ^22.10 ^22.11 ^22.12 ^22.13 ^22.14 ^22.15 ^22.16 ^22.17 ^22.18 ^22.19 ^22.20 "Krusty Gets Busted"

[23] "Homer Defined"

[24] "The Great Simpsina"

[25] "Lard of the Dance"

[26] "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"

[Round_Springfield-27] 27.0 ^27.1 "Round Springfield"

[THS-28] 28.0 ^28.1 The Homer Show

[29] "Kamp Krusty"

[30] "Bart the Murderer"

[31] Little Big Mart

[32] The Simpsons Movie

[33] "The Spy Who Learned Me"

[Homerica-34] "Coming to Homerica"

[35] "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"

[36] "Little Girl in the Big Ten"

[37] "Steal This Episode"

[38] "22 Short Films About Springfield"

[39] Cabin Fervor

[40] Kwik-E-Mart Holiday Savings Circular

[VirtualBart-41] 41.0 ^41.1 Virtual Bart

[42] "Trust but Clarify"

[43] "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"

[44] "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"

[45] "To Cur, with Love"

[HowLisa-46] 46.0 ^46.1 "How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"

[47] "Adventures in Baby-Getting"

[48] Kwik-E-Bart

[MBF-49] 49.0 ^49.1 Man vs. Beast vs. Food

[50] "Homer Badman"

[51] "Brush with Greatness"

[52] "Treehouse of Horror XVII"

[CloneAlone-53] 53.0 ^53.1 Clone Alone

[54] "I Love Lisa"

[55] "Coming to Homerica"

[56] "Flaming Moe's"

[57] "Like Father, Like Clown"

[58] "Moonshine River"

[59] "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"

[60] "Fat Man and Little Boy"

[61] Homer vs. the Wallpaper

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KrustyCo Inc.

Contents

Media and Entertainment

TV shows and films

Albums

Books

Misc.

Locations

Merchandise

Toys

Food and Drink

Clothes, bags and accesories

Electronics and Furniture

Stationary

Health and Cosmetics

Misc.

Non-Canon

References