Difference between revisions of "Now Museum, Now You Don't/Quotes"

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Marge: Oh, I think you better stay home from school, sweetie.

Lisa: I'm not at school?

Marge: No, honey. And you should stay home.

Lisa: Yes, Miss Hoover.

Grampa: While we're celebrating Saint Christopher, he help people who get lost telling stories find their way back to the point. He was canonized by Gregory the Inconvenient, who shot him out of the cannon. This was before they discovered gunpowder, so they pulled the cannon to a cliff and pointed down. But then he stayed in. They had to give him an eviction notice.

Andrea del Verrocchio: Whoever paints the sweetest cherub will have the honor of having my name signed on their work. That's what great artists do.

Andrea del Verrocchio: Ralphael, what is this?

Ralphael: My foot hands are brushes.

Cardinal Burns: Portable siege engines. Flamethrowing mirrors. A waterpowered stabbing wheel. Hmm. With these, we could kill the most evil people in the world: slightly different Christians.

King Francis I: Lisanardo, I have many questions. Why are you hitting yourself? A nerd says what? And how is it possible that I am rubber and you are glue, et cetera, et cetera?

Lisanardo da Vinci: I will answer all questions just as soon as I finish my masterpiece, my king.

Bacchus Model: Sorry I'm late. As a supermodel, I have to be eating and drinking all day. [burps] You prefer robe open or robe off?

Seymour Skinner: Uh, just cover your privates with this walnut shell.

Bacchus Model: Whoa, so roomy.

Milhouse: Maybe we should stop slavishly following the teacher and use our own minds to slavishly follow Bart.

Superintendent Chalmers: The emperor is coming here to look at this artwork today. His Majesty will feed us to the guillotine!

Seymour Skinner: That hasn't been used in years.

Superintendent Chalmers: Pull up, let go. How hard can that be?

Bart: Your Majesty, if you'll take a seat, we'll show you something really special, a transformation of art from a rote copying of nature into the experiences, ideas, and mind of the artist.

Moulin Huge: You had me at "take a seat."

Homer: So, telling stories about art, huh?

Bart: Do they have one about a fat guy whose wife is too good for him?

Homer: Stupid fat guy.

Diego Rivera: I know I speak for my wife, Frida Kahlo, when I say I couldn't imagine life without you. But I also speak for my wife, Frida Kahlo, when I say we leave for New York tomorrow!

Frida Kahlo: You never asked me!

Bernie Sanders: Getting a cootie shot should not cost your lunch money. And if you don't listen to me, listen to the Bernie Babies. What? Everybody's got goons.

John D. Rockefeller Jr.: $21,000. Do you know what that is in today's money? $21,000.

Rockefeller Jr.: The real Rockefeller Center will be 66 stories high. And every Christmas, we will kill and decorate a giant tree as a warning to the other trees.

Diego Rivera: I am saying I've underestimated you all this time. You are a genius! From now on, I will show my awe of you by sleeping with other women. Starting an hour ago.

Frida Kahlo: And I will sleep with other women starting two hours ago.

Diego Rivera: I'm so glad I don't hear what you say.