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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Terwilligers content update was released April 14, 2015, file-named "v4_14_Terwilligers" adding two new characters, two new building-character combos, three new prize-character combos, two new costumes, fourteen new buildings and sixteen new decorations.
The event is split in 3 acts. Act 1 started April 14th, Act 2 will start April 28th and Act 3 will start May 12th. The event will end June 4th.

1 Characters
- 1.1 Costumes
2 Buildings
3 Decorations
4 Act 1 Gameplay
5 Act 2 Gameplay
6 Act 3 Gameplay
7 Premium Gameplay
8 Cecil's and Random Tasks
- 8.1 Character Groups
9 Act 1 Personal Prizes
- 9.1 Vegetables Bite
- 9.2 Digging Deep
10 Act 2 Personal Prizes
11 Act 3 Personal Prizes
12 Consumables
13 Craftables
14 Monsarno Research Level Up
- 14.1 Act 1
15 Conform-o-meter impact
16 Other changes made
- 16.1 April 14 update (v4_14; v4_14_Terwilligers)
- 16.2 April 15 update (4_14_Terwilligers_Patch1_PostLaunch)
17 Sources

Characters

Character or Skin	Cost	Notes
Sideshow Bob	FREE	Unlocked after completing Blessings of Guilt.
Cecil Terwilliger	FREE	Unlocking upon logging in.
Gino Terwilliger Underdunk		Unlocked with It's A Wonderful Knife.
Francesca Terwilliger		Unlocked with Italian Villa.
Dr. Robert	16,050 or 6,10011,700	Act 2 Personal Prize. Craftable after Act 2.
Dame Judith Underdunk	16,050	Act 3 Personal Prize.
Pet Mutant Plant	16,050 or 26,7506,100	Act 1 Personal Prize. Craftable after Act 1.

Costumes

Image	Character or Skin	Cost	Unlock Message	Notes
	Opera Krusty	4,200		Issue 3 Personal Prize.
	Captain Bob	100		Available from May 5th 9am BST to June 4th 9am BST.

Buildings

Name	Cost	Build time	Task	Notes
Monsarno Research	FREE	8h	Improving Nature	Act 1 start building.
Outdoor Opera Stage	FREE	24h	Employing Fat Ladies	Act 2 start building.
Minimum Security Prison	4,200 or 1,6003,000	Coddling Criminals	Act 2 Personal Prize. Craftable after Act 2.
Museum Of Swordfish	70	6s	Raising Swordfish Awareness	Available till April 28th 9am BST.
Springfield Farmers Market	15,2504,600	24h	Jamming Traffic For Blocks	Craftable building.
Old Simpson Farm	4,200 or 7,0001,600	24h	Growing Weeds	Act 1 Personal Prize. Craftable after Act 1.
Republican Party HQ	90	6s	Engaging The One Percent	Available till April 28th 9am BST.
Italian Villa	150	Celebrating Spumoni	Unlocks Francesca Terwilliger. Available from April 28th 9am BST to June 4th 9am BST.
It's A Wonderful Knife	150	Sharpening Knives	Squidport Building. Unlocks Gino Terwilliger Underdunk.
Gas And Grub	4,6008,300	24h		Craftable building.
Monsarno Chimp Resources	4,2501,600	4h	Act 1 Personal Prize. Craftable after Act 1.	Craftable building. 1 is Free after upgrading Monsarno Research to Level 7.
Monsarno Cafeteria	4,2501,600	Craftable building.	Craftable building. 1 is Free after upgrading Monsarno Research to Level 5.
Monsarno Library	1,600200		Craftable building. 1 is Free after upgrading Monsarno Research in Issue 2.
Monsarno Human Resources	4,2502,100

Decorations

Name	Cost	Notes
Monsarno Founder Statue	1,050 or 3,500800	Act 1 Personal Prize. Craftable after Act 1.
Willie's Tractor	35	Available from April 21th 9am BST to June 4th 9am BST.
Rake	3,5001,500	Craftable decoration.
Homer Decoy	4,500Template:TeathreM
SPD Blimp	1,050	Act 3 Personal Prize.
Welcome Bob Sign	8,2504,500	Craftable decoration.
Five Corners	70	Available from May 5th 9am BST to June 4th 9am BST.
Sani-John Smokehouse	8,2502,500	Craftable decoration.
Rolling Rock	80	Available from May 5th 9am BST to June 4th 9am BST.
Cactus Patch	4,500Template:TeathreM	Craftable decoration.
Cane Field	4,5001,400
Outdoor Opera Seats	900Template:TeathreM
Outdoor Opera Ticket Booth	400Template:TeathreM
Monsarno Flower Wall	3,0001,600
Simpson Houseboat	4,600Template:TeathreM
Herbicide Squirter	FREE	Act 3 start decoration.

Act 1 Gameplay

Cecil's Redemption

Cecil's Redemption Pt. 1

After the user logs in on April 14:
	Ah, Springfield. I'm not the first lover of fine culture to come to grief in this town.
	Dad, it's Cecil Terwilliger!
	I'm sorry. Is “Cecil Terwilliger” one of your Buddhist holidays, like “Madhu Purnima?”
	No, it's Sideshow Bob's brother, Cecil. Didn't you watch episode 4F14?
	I usually skip it if I'm not the main guy.
	Don't be alarmed, Lisa. I've served my time in jail, and I've come back to Springfield to make amends.
	Look out -- he's come to make almonds!
	This could take a while.
Task: Make Cecil Make Amends (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cecil's Redemption Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	I've apologized to everyone in town, including babies that weren't born when I committed my crimes.
	Won't you good people forgive and forget, and let me stay in Springfield?
	As a leader, it's time for me to step up and ask what everyone else thinks.
Task: Make Springfielders Vote on Whether Cecil Can Stay [x4] (1h, Brown House)
	The voting is done. What does fate hold in store for simple Cecil?
	Well, there was a lot of debate.
	About whether I could stay in town?
	No, about the best way to kick you out. We settled on running you out of town on the back of a horse.
	Lucky I had eight semesters of dressage in elementary school!
	Honestly, saying things like that cost you a lot of votes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cecil's Redemption Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	So you're going to throw me out of town?
	Sorry, your celebrity apologies were humble, but not Paula Deen humble, and we don't need another mouth to feed.
	Yes, this isn't a great town for food. The town's supermarket only appears in the show's opening credits.
	But as it happens, I work for Monsarno Corporation, the world's largest maker of genetically modified organisms.
	I could have them open a center here, and bring this dump of a town the benefits of modern food science.
	If you brought ancient food nonsense, we'd still be ahead.
Task: Build Monsarno Research Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cecil's Redemption Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Cecil, do you really think building a self-contained research campus complete with self-driving latte carts is really going to make us happy?
	Fine, then. What would make you happy?
	Ponies and homework.
	Well, I need someone to complete a seemingly endless list of arbitrary and pointless tasks. That’s just like homework.
	Yay! And the ponies?
	If by some miracle you ever finish the tasks, we’ll talk about ponies.
Task: Complete Cecil's Tasks Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scientophagy

Scientophagy Pt. 1

If the user has Cletus: After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Cletus: After completing Cecil's Redemption Pt. 3:
	Monsarno, can you help me improve the productativity of my farm?
	Yes, with genetically modified seeds that are pest-resistant and can survive on half a spittoon of tobaccy juice a day.
	Sounds fantasmajastic. Only problem is, I ain't got no way to pay.
	We'll make you a giant loan to buy our stuff. What do you have for collateral?
	A strange civilization of worms living between my butt-ocks.
Task: Build Cletus' Farm Task: Make Cletus Make a Donation to Science (8h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scientophagy Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	These vegetables are a lot of work. I have to lift them off the plate, put them in my mouth.
	And peas! Don't get me started. Always falling off the fork, like jerks.
	So you're saying, you'd like vegetables that are genetically modified to walk right into your lazy mouth.
	Oh, could you?
	Well, you'll have to come explain it to the scientists yourself, because they'd never believe me.
Task: Upgrade Monsarno Research to Level 3 Task: Make Homer Advance Food Science (4h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Scientophagy Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Now this is scientific food! I lie on the couch and the tomato walks right into my mouth.
	Meen-eep. Meen-eep.
	So clever and delicious. Crunch
	Dad, stop! They're like little people.
	Yeah, little people who've been genetically engineered to love being eaten.
	I'm a vegetarian. I can't eat these vegetables!
Task: Make Lisa Protest Monsarno Playing God (4h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chaos She-ory

Chaos She-ory Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	This is it, Milhouse. I won't let these adorable walking vegetables be used just to feed desperately malnourished Springfielders.
	But if you set them free, they'll be like a plague in this town.
	So what? We've had plagues before, Milhouse.
	Yeah, the game designers keep going back to that well.
Task: Make Lisa Free the Mutant Vegetables (1h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10
	The door is unlocked... the gate is open... run away, little vegetables, run away!
	It's the “Dawn of the Planet of the Grapes.”
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chaos She-ory Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Great, Lisa, you've released mutant vegetables and now they're everywhere.
	That's right. “Ye shall reap what ye have sown!”
	But don't actually reap them... they're so cute!
	Well, they can't stay here. They're planting themselves in softball fields and dog parks without a city permit.
	But we can't send them away -- they're so yummy.
	Walk into my mouth, cucumber! Crunch
	Mmm, sentience.
	When we's got hungry pigs, we sets'em loose in the neighbors fields, and then pick ‘em up when they's all fatted out.
	Once again, your illegal yokel wisdom has saved the day-- we'll seed mutant vegetables in our friend's towns, then collect them when they're grown.
Task: Deploy Mutant Seedlings in Other Springfields
	Part one of my plan has succeeded perfectly!
	I knew that if I told my ignorant buffoon of a brother to go apologize to Springfield, he'd end up building a Monsarno plant.
	And Lisa, with her soft heart, was sure to free the mutant vegetables, bringing chaos into the town.
	I am a genius!
	Why didn't you just release a bunch of mutant vegetables yourself?
	Where's the irony in that?
	In my opinion it would be more efficient.
	You're a henchman. I didn't hire you for opinions, I hired you to hench.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Market Value

After completing Chaos She-ory Pt.2:
Task: Craft Springfield Farmers Market Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 2 Gameplay

To view Act 2 Gameplay, click "show":

The Soup Thickens

The Soup Thickens Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Looks like all those mutant vegetables from Part One of this event are finally gone.
	Yeah, but if I know anything about Part Two's, we're headed for a diabolical twist that will blow your socks off.
	Ooooh!
	Aaagh! Sideshow Bob... vegetables?
	Mozart... Faulkner... HBO Dramas...
	The town is full of mutant vegetables again, but now they look and sound like Sideshow Bob. We have to get rid of them!
	You were right Lisa. It's slightly worse than Part One.
	It's about the same but slightly worse!!!
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Soup Thickens Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Someone has created an army of Sideshow Bob mutant vegetable clones and sent them to kill me! But who?
	It all comes back to Monsarno Research.
	I have an interview there for a summer internship, but I can promise you, the interviewers won't be the only ones asking some tough questions!
Task: Make Lisa Interview at Monsarno (4h, Monsarno Research Research) Task: Make Lisa Ask Tough Questions (4h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Soup Thickens Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	So Sideshow Bob used to be Director of Research at Monsarno?
	Yes, and a little of his DNA accidentally contaminated the new GMO vegetables we're creating.
	A perfectly normal and predictable side effect.
	Like Hell! This was all Bob's plan to kill me with these terrible clones.
	I don't see how. They're very inoffensive, and they make an excellent soup stock.
	I might die of how ugly they are to look at.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Bart Hide in his Treehouse (24h, Bart's Tree House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Soup Thickens Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
	Stupid Sideshow Bob vegetables. I'm done being scared of you.
	My days of hiding are done!
	Bart, our court-mandated father-son time begins now.
	My days of hiding start now!
Task: Make Bart Hide in the Brown House (24h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Science of Cooking

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
	Greetings, vegetable-embattled citizens of Springfield.
	I am here representing Frink-Co, NOT a division of Monsarno.
	We'd like to be one but they refused to buy us, nnn-hoyvin.
	Our expert scientists, by which I mean me, have developed a potent herbicide that should nip this plague in the bud, which is exactly where it needs to be nipped.
	Just sprinkle this on the offending vegetable and die it shall.
	Afterwards, you can cook it -- the herbicide is basically MSG and Mrs. Dash.
Task: Build Herbicide Squirter Task: Squish Bob Clones [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pushback

Pushback Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
	Stop destroying these clones!
	For the first time, I have enough clones to join me in forming a full Cosmic Wars storm trooper platoon!
Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon Task: Make Comic Book Guy Role Play Cosmic Wars (6h, Android's Dungeon)
	Clone warriors! Our first mission is to believe that these are not the drobots we are looking for.
	Simpson... Gilbert and Sullivan... Face/Off...
	We have succeeded!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pushback Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
	Professor Frink, you've got to kill these Bob-clones faster!
	Everywhere I turn, I see them. I'm going crazy. Who knows what kind of pranking I could be driven to do?!
	Dear God. We're already known as America's Doorstep-Burning-Poop-Bag Capital as it is. Do something, Frink!
	Fear not. Frink-Co shall live up to our slogan: “The Science of Slaughter”.
	It's not a great slogan but it was the only one no one else had taken.
Task: Tap Herbicide Squirter Task: Upgrade Frink's Herbicide to Level 3 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pushback Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Ms. Krabappel, where are you going with that vegetable Sideshow Bob Clone? Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon	On a date. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon	These clones are real gentlemen. They're well-groomed, they don't gas on about themselves, and they always have something nice to say to a lady.
	Splendiferous! Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon	Plus if you kiss them you get vitamin C.
Task: Reach Level 22 and Build Krabappel Apartments Task: Make Mrs. Krabappel Go on a Date (4h, Gilded Truffle) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pushback Pt. 4

If the user has Moe: After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark If the user doesn't have Moe: After completing Pushback Pt. 3:
	Oh no you clones don't -- dating our ladies. I've got enough competition for women from real human men.
	Although to be fair most women would rather clean sewer traps than go on a date with me.
	It's time to squash Sideshow-Bob-shaped squash!
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x25] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pushback Pt. 5

After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark:
	Damn it, the men of Springfield are squashing our handsome vegetable hunks. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon	Cecil, you better get more clones out on the streets or you're going to get handbagged hard upside the head.
	But that would violate every inch of scientific ethics.
	The alternative is I violate several inches of you.
	I'll get right on it.
Task: Upgrade Monsarno Research to Level 8 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pushback Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
	The single men of Springfield have formed a mob that wants to destroy all the Sideshow Bob clones.
	And the single women have formed a mob that wants to create more of them.
	We'll solve this the traditional Springfield way...
	Whichever mob destroys more property is the winner.
Task: Make Springfielders Riot And Smash Krusty Burger [x5] (12h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Springfielders Riot And Loot Kwik-E-Mart [x5] (12h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Mayor Quimby Hide Out in the Brown House (24h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blessings of Guilt

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
	Cecil Terwilliger, you and the Monsarno Corporation have caused an orgy of destruction that has left this town in a state that can only be called “slightly worse than normal.”
	How do you propose to rectify this PR nightmare?
	Well, the Corporation could do something to dramatically improve the cultural life of Springfield.
	Donating some used magazines would do that.
	I had in mind building an Opera House.
	It sounds like an expensive boondoggle.
	A boon of which you will receive an ample share of doggle.
	We break ground in five minutes!
Task: Build Outdoor Opera Stage
	Whenever Monsarno runs into trouble, they build an opera house.
	Once again, my brother Cecil is my unwitting dupe.
	It was but a tiny effort to put some of my DNA into those vegetables, just as I added some Boobarella DNA into these lusty leafy vegetables.
	Isn’t that right, Boobarugula?
	Mmmn-nnnn
	Hush, my sweet. There will be time for pillow talk... tonight.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 3 Gameplay

To view Act 2 Gameplay, click "show":

Plantom of the Opera

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	There's certainly been a lot of trouble since Cecil Terwilliger showed up in Springfield.
	For a start, we built something that's going to be a source of endless horror.
	Monsarno Research?
	No, the Springfield Opera House.
	We can't use the Opera House anyway. The moment it opened, all the Sideshow Bob clones ran there and sat down waiting for a performance to start.
	Sounds like a job for Skyfinger.
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x25] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 2

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	Squish all the clones of me that you like, Skyfinger. It will not affect my plan one jot!
	Although it does hurt my feelings.
	Cecil and the Simpsons are my ignorant dupes, following my master plan with no idea I am here.
	I hide in the Brown House, pulling strings like a puppet master and eating gourmet meals.
	Your baked beans are ready.
	Wonderful -- make some toast triangles! And now, Skyfinger, watch as my brilliant plot to destroy Bart Simpson unfolds!
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Laugh Maniacally (8h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Now the town has an Opera House, what show shall we put on? Verdi's "La Traviata?" Puccini's “Madame Butterfly?”
	Bugs Bunny's “What's Opera Doc?”
	As it turns out, I just received an anonymous manuscript in the mail.
	It's for a musical called “Specter of the Opera House”.
	It's the story of a man who loves art, but who is tormented by the world because of his strange looks.
	Hm. It sounds a lot like “Phantom of the Opera” by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
	Good heavens no, this is a PARODY of that. And therefore we owe that pretentious buffoon nothing!
Task: Make Lisa Learn Copyright Law (4h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	I'm skeptical, Cecil. We build an Opera House, and suddenly a free manuscript for a new opera arrives in the mail?
	Yes, it's odd. And look at this: the star is supposed to be a little girl -- she must be a vegetarian, love jazz, and get nothing but gold stars on her homework.
	That's me! Except I can't sing.
	No problem, the manuscript is very clear: “Singing and dancing ability not required.”
	Now I'm really skeptical.
	A really skeptical girl who is going to be a star!
Task: Make Lisa Practice her Opera Part (12h, Springfield Opera House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	I'm so excited to start rehearsals for the opera, Cecil!
	I'm going to send hilarious tweets about theater hijinks to everyone who follows me on Twitter.
	So mom plus nobody else will be getting some tweets.
	The script calls for a second lead. A little boy. And it's very specific.
	Blue shorts, a red T-shirt, and spiky hair a must...
	Bart, that's you!
	Forget it. The only musical theater performance I do is farting in the lobby.
	Lisa, you'll have to persuade Bart with your most cogent and sensible arguments.
	Got it. Ultimate little sister nagging.
Task: Make Lisa Harass Bart (24h, Bart's Tree House, Bart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
	Stop bugging me Lisa!
	Be in our opera.
	Quit it!
	Be in our opera.
	Go away!
	Be in our opera.
Task: Make Bart Hide in his Treehouse (24h, Bart's Tree House)
	I'm sure glad God invented tree houses so that kids could get away from their sisters.
	Bart, hear me!
	Where is that strange voice coming from? I feel like I've heard it a million times, in different voice-overs. Is it Josh Gad?
	No Bart, I am your Angel of Music!
	Eh. Sounds kind of goody goody.
	Fine, I am your Rock and Roll Satan.
	Now we're talkin'.
	Appear in Lisa's musical, and I will give you a gift beyond measure...
	An ATV that is way too overpowered for a child?
	I was going to say a college education, but ATV it is.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 7

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	So, Bart has taken the bait and will star in the anonymous opera that I, Sideshow Bob, wrote.
	On opening night, when he steps out to perform his solo, I shall cut the chain that holds the giant chandelier, and it shall fall on Bart and crush him!
	Instead of killing Bart on opening night, why not save time and do it during rehearsals?
	You just don't get revenge, do you? Oh, why did I hire a henchman from Craigslist?
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Laugh Maniacally (8h, Monsarno Research) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	The rehearsals for “Specter of the Opera House” are going extremely well.
	Lisa, you've proven once again that the power of a little girl mugging for the audience will overcome any lack of talent.
	Thanks, I think.
	And Bart has really gotten into his part too.
	I dunno. There's something strange about the way he practices scales.
	A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V.
	Well, I have to go watch auditions for the remaining roles. First up, Moe.
	I can only sing one note, I can't dance on account of the plate in my head, and my face scares children and adults alike.
	For Springfielders, that puts you on the definite call-back list.
Task: Make Springfielders Audition for the Opera [x10] (4h, Springfield Opera House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Finally, the opening night of “Specter of the Opera House”. Act one, Lisa's tragic solo.
	Sings “I'm just a child who can't appreciate the genius of a sideshow man!”
	Now the comedy counterpoint.
	Sings “Can someone help me? I'm stuck in the can.”
	And now Act Three -- Bart's big song!
	Sings “For the way I made the Specter cry, I deserve to die.”
	Indeed you do, Bart. I've weakened the chandelier chain. Just one little pull and it will fall and crush you.
	Sings “His sensitive soul, I crushed like a troll...”
	But wait... Bart's voice really is angelic.
	How can I kill him at the moment when my opera is to achieve its triumph?!
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Marvel at His Own Brilliance (30m, Springfield Opera House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 10

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	Bart's opera solo is done, and now I can reveal a slight problem.
	This anonymous manuscript has no final scene.
	That is because the final scene is my triumphant return!
	Brother Robert -- you're here in Springfield?!
	Indeed, Cecil. Everything that has happened has happened because I wanted it so.
	And now for my crowning triumph, I shall perform the final aria of the brilliant musical play I have written.
	Standing beneath the glow of the mighty chandelier...
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Get Crushed Under a Chandelier (24h, Springfield Opera House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Plantom of the Opera Pt. 11

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	So, dear brother, all your machinations have come to this.
	Trapped under a mess of crystal and sparking light bulbs with a small boy farting at you.
	You loser, don't you know you can never defeat a main character?
	Where do I go now? Who will appreciate a middling operatic talent and a psychopathic killer?
	Have you considered Laughlin, Nevada?
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Run for Cover (24h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Running Out the Clock

Running Out the Clock Pt. 1

After completing Plantom of the Opera Pt. 11:
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x100] Task: Craft Items [x10] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Running Out the Clock Pt. 2

After completing Running Out the Clock Pt. 1:
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x300] Task: Craft Items [x20] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Running Out the Clock Pt. 3

After completing Running Out the Clock Pt. 2:
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x700] Task: Craft Items [x35] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Running Out the Clock Pt. 4

After completing Running Out the Clock Pt. 3:
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x1200] Task: Craft Items [x50] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Building Toward the Sky

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 1

After completing Plantom of the Opera Pt. 11:
Task: Upgrade the Monsarno Research to Level 15 Task: Upgrade the Outdoor Opera Stage to Level 5 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 2

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 1:
Task: Upgrade the Monsarno Research to Level 20 Task: Upgrade the Outdoor Opera Stage to Level 10 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 3

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 2:
Task: Upgrade the Monsarno Research to Level 25 Task: Upgrade the Outdoor Opera Stage to Level 15 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 4

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 3:
Task: Upgrade the Monsarno Research to Level 30 Task: Upgrade the Outdoor Opera Stage to Level 20 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 5

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 4:
Task: Upgrade the Monsarno Research to Level 25 Task: Upgrade the Outdoor Opera Stage to Level 25 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 6

Building Toward the Sky Pt. 5:
Task: Upgrade the Monsarno Research to Level 40 Task: Upgrade the Outdoor Opera Stage to Level 30 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Premium Gameplay

Rock-a-Die-Baby

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
	Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
	Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful...
	Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
	A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
	You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father.
	No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
	I think you're giving Maggie too much credit.
Task: Make Lisa Observe Gino (24h, Brown House) Task: Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals (24h, Brown House)
	So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
	This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
	Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're... differently gifted?
	If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment.
	You mean, in Italy?
	No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great.
	Sorry, he's born bad.
	No he isn't! He's made bad.
Task: Make Bart Argue For Nature (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Lisa Argue For Nurture (1h, Simpson Home)
	Nature!
	Nurture!
	Nature!
	Nurture!
	Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition? Template:Tapped Out BartAndLisa Icon	Do it outside.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.
	I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful:
	Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!
Task: Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys (1h)
	Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.
	I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino.
	HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
	Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
	What does that mean?
	I want to see him play with a live kitten.
	GULP Gee Bart I dunno...
	Purr up or shut up.
Task: Make Gino Play with a Kitten (2h, Brown House)
	PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
	Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit.
	They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5

After tapping on Gino Underdunk Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!
	Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed...
	You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.
	I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
	So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!
Task: Make Lisa Get Angry (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Gino Declare Vendetta (4h)
	Well, this is depressing.
	I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.
	Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Future Premium Gameplay

To view Future Premium content Gameplay, click "show":

La Dolce Morte

La Dolce Morte Pt. 1

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce.
	Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?
	You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!
	After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!
	I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!
Task: Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag (6h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots (6h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

La Dolce Morte Pt. 2

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous.
	It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie.
	Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures.
	Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend.
	Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that “Selma and Louise” chick.
	Fine. Let's cook.
Task: Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking (4h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking (4h, Simpson Home)
	Pretty good dinner, Marge.
	That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness!
	I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows.
Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

La Dolce Morte Pt. 3

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank…
	And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear.
	You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!
Task: Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse (12h, Italian Villa)
	No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you.
	Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring.
	This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale!
	You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend.
Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

La Dolce Morte Pt. 4

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Can't park there, ladies. Move it along.
	Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s.
	Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”.
	Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast.
	You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon!
	Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives.
Task: Make Francesca Juggle Knives (1h) Task: Make Marge Fret (1h, Simpson Home)
	Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good.
	Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night...
	Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours.
	This is why I don't have friends, Lisa.
Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

La Dolce Morte Pt. 5

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark:
	Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly.
	More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework.
	So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you.
	What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?
	Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him.
	Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair.
	I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you.
	Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!
	I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge.
	Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping.
Task: Make Francesca Go Shopping (6h, Kwik-E-Mart)
	Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?
	I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life.
	GASP That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge.
Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sea Students

Sea Students Pt.1

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	You ever notice how tiring constant failed murder attempts are?
	A little yachting is the perfect way to get away from all the madness.
	Which should give me ample time to concoct some new madness.
Task: Make Captain Bob Go Yachting (24h, Squidport Entrance) Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sea Students Pt.2

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	There's nothing quite like owning a boat.
	The crisp sea air, the fresh breeze, the sound of grinding gears in the bilge pump.
	Grinding gears in the bilge pump?!
Task: Make Captain Bob Repair the Bilge Pump (1h, Squidport Entrance) Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sea Students Pt.3

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	Is there no end to the repairs on this boat?!
	Bilge pump, mainsail halyard, steaming light, bilge pump again!
	Yar, the sea is your mistress, and like most mistresses she's demanding and expensive.
	How am I supposed to pay for all this? Piracy around the Horn of Africa?
	Well, you could charrrter your boat to the local school for field trips.
	That's perfect! I could teach children the ways of the sea.
	I love educating children, when I'm not trying to kill them.
Task: Make Captain Bob Charter His Boat to Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sea Students Pt.4

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	Welcome aboard the SS Underdunk, young lads and lasses.
	Are you ready to have your lives enriched, for the mere sum of $249 a head?
	This is supposed to be a cruise. So can the gabbing and make with the duty free shopping and casinos.
	Now Bart, you are here to learn the bold, manly ways of the sea.
	So let's start with a performance of one of my favorite light operettas!
Task: Make Captain Bob Sing the Score to HMS Pinafore (12h, Squidport Entrance) Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sea Students Pt.5

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	These Springfield children are unteachable.
	How dare they scoff at the witty wordplay and century-old references of Gilbert and Sullivan?!
	This is war, and I'm not afraid to take up the weapons of my enemy.
	Prepare to be the ones who smelt it, children of Springfield!
	For I shall be he who dealt it!
Task: Make Captain Bob Stink Bomb the School (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sea Students Pt.6

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
	Bob's trying to stink bomb the school?
	I am rubber and you are glue. Your stinkbombs bounce off me and stick to you.
	Augh! cough cough
	cough That rhyme actually works? Like some kind of magic?
	It's an unfathomable mystery of the sea.
Task: Make Captain Bob Accidentally Stink Bomb Himself (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cecil's and Random Tasks

During the Event, Cecil'll have daily tasks to complete. Completing them before the day ends earns event currency. Completing 1 earns 25 and 40. Completing 2 earns 50 and 80. Completing 3 earns 40 and 160. Completing 4 earns 90 and 320.
The same tasks appears at random in the task book to be completed earning event currency, 100 and 10. This tasks are random and also depend on the item the user have unlocked. Below is a list of all the possible tasks and the list of characters in each character groups.

Task	Time	Location
Hide in the Simpsons Basement	6h	Simpson Home
Clean Up the Brownhouse	4h	Brown House
Milk a Cow	6h	Cletus Farm
Appear on a Chat Show	Channel 6
Pick up a Mysterious Parcel	2h	Springfield Post Office
Complain to a Doctor	6h	Springfield General Hospital
Attempt Atomic Fission	2h	Super Collider
Take Guided Volcano Lair Tour	1h	Volcano Lair
Watch an Action Flick	2h	Atec Theater
Campaign For Deregulation	4h	Cityhall
Herd Plants	1h	Monsarno Research
Promote The Benefits Of GMO	2h	Channel 6
Plant Sterilized Seeds	6h	Cletus Farm
Collect Crop Samples	1h	Cletus Farm
Taste Test GMO Foods	2h	Krusty Burger
Protect Intellectual Property	4h	Monsarno Research
Learn About The Benefits Of GMO	6h	Springfield Elementary
Feed the Plants	2h	Monsarno Research
Donate to the Arts	1h	Springfield Operahouse
Reserve Seats	4h	Springfield Operahouse

Character Groups

Group	Characters
Braniacs	Lisa, Principal Skinner, Prof. Frink, Comic Book Guy, Hank Scorpio, Martin, Dr. Hibbert, Sideshow Mel, Database, Crazy Cat Lady, Cecil Terwilliger, Sideshow Bob
Entrepreneurs	Apu, Artie Ziff, Moe, Mr. Burns, Comic Book Guy, Luigi, Fat Tony, Lugash, The Rich Texan, Akira, Herman, Giuseppe, Roger Meyers Jr., Cecil Terwilliger, Tribe Chief
Celebrities	Abraham Lincoln, Krusty, Duffman, Kent Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Sideshow Mel, Drederick Tatum, Miss Springfield, Arnie Pye, Lurleen, George Washington, Roger Meyers Jr., Chester Lampwick, Sideshow Bob, Booberella, Wolfcastle
Civil Servants	Rex Banner, Abraham Lincoln, Chief Wiggum, Mayor Quimby, Lou, Eddie, Freddy Quimby, Judge Snyder, George Washington, Princess Penelope, Selma, Patty, Dr. Robert
Criminals	Snake, Mayor Quimby, Fat Tony, Legs, Louie, Herman
High Rollers	Mr. Burns, Krusty, Mayor Quimby, Hank Scorpio, Kent Brockman, Fat Tony, The Rich Texan, Bernice Hibbert, Roger Meyers Jr., Wolfcastle, Mr. Costington
Dimwits	Homer, Cletus, Grampa Simpson, Chief Wiggum, Duffman, Otto, Dr. Nick, Barney, Ralph, Lenny, Barbarian, Chester Dupree, Sea Captain, Wolfcastle
Youngsters	Uter, Sherri and Terri, Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Squeaky Voice Teen, Martin, Nelson, Ralph, Shauna, Michael D’Amico, Database, Dolph, Jimbo, Jessica Lovejoy, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle, Rod, Todd, Gino Underdunk Terwilliger, Hugo
Kooks	Apu, Frink, Cletus, Krusty, Willie, Hans Moleman, Otto, Kang, Bumblebee Man, Ralph, Hugs Bunny, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Brandine, Herman, Lurleen, Disco Stu, Rod, Todd, Chester Lampwick, Cecil Terwilliger, Sideshow Bob, Gino Underdunk Terwilliger, Kodos, Sea Captain, The Yes Guy
Pessimist	Agnes Skinner, Moe, Comic Book Guy, Rev. Lovejoy, Grampa, Willie, Mrs. Krabappel, Arnie Pye, Dolph, Hugs Bunny, Jasper, Selma, Patty, Roger Meyers Jr., Chester Lampwick
Saints	Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy, Father Sean, Helen Lovejoy, Rod, Todd, Maude Flanders
Seniors	Abraham Lincoln, Agnes Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers, Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Grampa, Hans Moleman, Kent Brockman, Tom O’Flanagan, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Giuseppe, Chester Lampwick, Suzanne The Witch
Gluttons	Homer, Comic Book Guy, Chief Wiggum, Mayor Quimby, Barney, Space Mutant

Act 1 Personal Prizes

Image	Name	Cost
	Monsarno Founder Statue	1,050
	200	1,550
	200	2,100
	Old Simpson Farm	4,200
	50	6,000
	200	7,800
	200	11,000
	Pet Mutant Plant	16,050

Vegetables Bite

After tapping:
Task: Tap Pet Mutant Plant Quest reward: 100 and 10

Digging Deep

After unlocking Pet Mutant Plant:
Task: Collect 3000 Spades 300px Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 2 Personal Prizes

To view Act 2 Personal Prizes and their Gameplay, click "show":

Image	Name	Cost
	3	1,050
	200	1,550
	200	2,100
	Minimum Security Prison	4,200
	200	6,000
	50	7,800
	200	11,000
	Dr. Robert	16,050

Still Secure

After unlocking Minimum Security Prison:
	Another life sentence for you, Sideshow Bob. How many have you served now?
	Oh, five or six.
	I'm always getting out on some technicality, or escaping by swapping faces with someone else.
	Well you won’t be escaping this prison, I promise you!
	Because it’s too damn nice. Minimum security, tennis courts, research library, gastro-pub…
	I wish they’d lock me up in there!
	You just keep doing what you're doing, you’ll be there soon enough, Chief.
	Aw thanks, Lou, nice of you to say that.
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Serve a Life Sentence (4h, Minimum Security Prison)
	What, I’m out of prison already?
	There are cutbacks. But don’t worry, we’re still keeping the really dangerous prisoners locked up.
	Isn’t that right, Otto, you sacked-out druggo?!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malpractice Makes Perfect

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Does your head hurt? Is your stomach queasy? Are you tired and irritable all day?
	Yes!
	But your regular doctor just tells you to cut out the booze and get some exercise, am I right?
	Yes, the evil jerk.
	Then try the “Terwilliger Treatment”, a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.
	Ooh, “lifestyle choices” sounds a lot better than “the damn-fool things you do that are killing you.”
Task: Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine (8h, Simpson Home)
	That treatment really worked! I feel good as new!
	No more symptoms, like bloating, lethargy, irritable bowel, or sleep apnea?
	No, I still got all of that, but that's what I meant.
	Everything's back to normal!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.2

After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark:
	Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of “cruiser back.”
	You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you're supposed to be catching speeders.
	Drink 3 cups a day of my special health tea blend, but, and this is important, only after a meal of donuts.
	Now that's great doctoring!
	How about my painful and embarrassing face twitch here?
	Buy my homeopathic water, blend it with your beer, and serve it to your customers.
	Wow, it works! My face twitch has been replaced by a gloating smile.
Task: Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Dad, I don't think Doctor Terwilliger's advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he's doing is telling people what they want to hear.
	Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of “Laze in the Hammock” therapy.
	Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science?
	Honey, “alternative medicine” is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.
	Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff.
Task: Make Lisa Look into Dr. Robert's Treatments (4h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Homer Cure a Cold with Beer (4h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.4

After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark:
	Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people “medical” approval to do whatever they want.
	Lisa, medicine isn't about “cures” and “science”. It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.
	Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress?
	Indeed I do. But I'm afraid it involves dating a lot of much younger women.
	Somehow I will find the courage to endure the treatment.
Task: Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments (12h) Task: Make Lisa Research Dr. Robert's Past (12h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malpractice Makes Perfect Pt.5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	People of Springfield!
	Oh great, another Lisa shouting thing.
	Doctor Robert is a fraud! He's not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education.
	A “D. Ed”? That's barely a doctor of anything.
	Skinner, I have a D. Ed.
	Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache?
	Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you…
	Chronic Unpopularity.
	I would never accept your help... totally unproven... but it never hurts to ask... um, what's the remedy?
	Just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people will come to love you.
	Well, I guess that's worth five bucks.
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy Dubious Medical Advice [x4] (8h, White House or Springfield General Hospital) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Deep Breaths

After unlocking Dr. Robert:
Task: Collect 3000 Gas Masks 300px Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 3 Personal Prizes

To view Act 3 Personal Prizes and their Gameplay, click "show":

Image	Name	Cost
	SPD Blimp	1,050
	200	1,550
	Template:TeathreM	2,100
	Opera Krusty	4,200
	200	6,000
	200	7,800
	Template:TeathreM	11,000
	Dame Judith Underdunk	16,050

The Clowned of Music

The Clowned of Music Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	Krusty, attendance at Springfield Opera is way down. It used to be five people, now it's none.
	As a last gasp, we've decided to put on the beloved opera “Pagliacci”. It calls for a great comic actor.
	So you came to me.
	No, we went to a great comic actor. But he wasn't available, so here we are.
Task: Make Opera Krusty Practice Singing (1h)
	Ack! Oh boy, I guess all those years smoking haven't done me any favors.
	Better soothe my vocal chords with a quart of vodka.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Clowned of Music Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	Who's visiting my dressing room? Adoring fan? Angry bookie?
	A little of both. I love opera, and I'm furious you haven't paid me back for your terrible bets on NCAA basketball.
	The monkey is supposed to keep people like you out of my dressing room!
	The monkey won't be keeping anybody out of anything for quite some time.
	I'm afraid we had to break his opposable thumbs.
Task: Make Opera Krusty Beg for Mercy from the Mob (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Clowned of Music Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	SOBS Please, Fat Tony, don't break my thumbs. I need them for throwing pies.
	Stop, I hate weeping clowns... unless it's in the classic opera “Pagliacci”. So I shall make you a deal.
	I wish to teach my new girlfriend, Miss Springfield, the glory of Italian opera.
	It will make her view me as romantic, and lead to some serious Rigoletto, if you know what I mean.
	Not even a little bit.
	Just sing so good she weeps for joy.
	You can count on me... barely succeeding.
Task: Make Krusty Practice His Scales (4h, Brown House)
	Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Dough is what I need badly.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Clowned of Music Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	“Laugh, clown, at your broken love. Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart.”
	Pretty good, eh Fat Tony? Is your girlfriend weeping with joy?
	She's weeping all right.
	With horror at your terrible performance.
	Tears are tears, am I right?
	Why do people always say “am I right” when they are obviously wrong?
	Time to get out of here Molto Accelerando.
Task: Make Opera Krusty Hide From the Mob (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Clowned of Music Pt. 5

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	Tony, what are you doing to that silly clown?
	Nothing, my dear. Just pumping a little electricity through his toes.
	The agony is proportional to the size of my giant feet.
	Giggles He's funny when he's miserable.
	I want him to perform at our engagement party.
	Engagement?! But I never...
	If you like your thumbs, do it!
Task: Make Krusty Perform for the Mob (12h, Brown House)
	Fat Tony, shoot me in the head if I ever try to do opera again.
	All I heard was “shoot me in the head.”
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Dame of the Game

The Dame of the Game Pt. 1

After tapping on Dame Judith Underdunk's exclamation mark:
	Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here...
	And fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty!
	Full of direst cruelty? Smithers, who is this delightfully appealing woman?
	The famous Shakespearean actress Dame Judith Underdunk.
	Ah, a fan of my old buddy Will Shakespeare.
	What a wild rapscallion he was!
Task: Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers Task: Make Burns Reminisce About His Life 400 Years Ago (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Dame of the Game Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
	Dame Judith, you seem like a fitting partner for me.
	Just the kind of gal to screw my courage to the sticking point every now and then.
	If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.
	Yet do I fear thy nature. It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness.
	Madam, I can assure you I hate all milk except of magnesia.
	Give me a chance. Let us scheme nasty schemes together.
Task: Make Judith and Burns Form an Evil Partnership (24h, Control Building, Burns) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Dame of the Game Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
	Dame Judith, now that we're partners, you should meet the rest of my team.
	This is my lapdog, Smithers.
	And these are my actual hounds, Fido and Spot.
	Oh, I'm sorry. Spot seems to have gotten into your handbag.
	Out, damn'd Spot! Out, I say!
	Excellent.
Task: Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme (8h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Dame of the Game Pt. 4

After tapping on Dame Judith Underdunk's exclamation mark:
	Okay, Dame Judith, let's compare evil schemes. Mine's a real pip!
	We disguise a three percent rate hike as a carbon-tax offset!
	Pretty great idea, eh?
	It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
	Not a big fan, I see. Well, what's your brilliant idea?
	Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
	Going for some kind of assassination, are we? Doesn't sound too profitable.
	Let's try another round of scheming.
Task: Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme (8h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Dame of the Game Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
	Look, Dame Judith, we're supposed to be partners, but all your evil schemes are about killing some kid named Bart Simpson.
	And I must tell you I'm utterly opposed to child murder... when it doesn't improve the bottom line.
	So maybe we should just concentrate on our relationship. I mean, we have fun together, right?
	Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
	You are such a downer.
Task: Make Burns Secretly Plan to Murder Judith (12h, Control Building) Task: Make Judith Secretly Plan to Murder Burns (12h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10