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For the character skin, see Kamp Bart.

Kamp Bart is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark Hey Bart, looks like we’re cabinmates! More like condemned building-mates. I can’t believe they expect us to sleep in this. There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you’ll end up on a crack. What are you doing here? This is the boy’s cabin. There’s only one cabin and it’s for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious. They’re in our cabin? In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside… where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning. Tasks: "Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", "Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", and "Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty". The tasks take place at Kamp Krusty and take 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark “Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader. amp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal. Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don’t like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew. Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail. Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa” Task: "Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so... There must be a shorter version of this. Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty… is ours. Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head! You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin. Sorry I didn’t join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I’m a coward. Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet. You mean, there’s a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I’m craven? Whoa Dude -- didn’t ask, don’t tell. Task: "Make Martin Join Kamp Bart". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 1 day and 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us. I just see a bunch of kids milling around. They’re sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities? Wait, they’re bringing out a giant… doll, I think. It looks just like you... A Krusty doll? Aw, they’re fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they’ll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll. Task: "Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 8 hours. Ay Karumba! They hate me! Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he’s stomping out the fire. Really? Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they’re spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces... Just stop describing! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After completing Kamp Bart Pt. 4 This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it… Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of. The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with. I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms. The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 5" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview". The task takes place at Kamp Krusty and takes 24 hours. Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake? I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up. I’m going for a swim, if you want to interview me you’re gonna have to jump in the lake. But… my hair… I didn’t shell out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don’t show my calves, I hate them. When the task is completed Bart, we’ve talked about videos, games, and what foods you think are gross, but I still don’t know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want? Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so… I dunno. What do you have? You have to want something. Otherwise you’re rioting for the sake of rioting. Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That’s what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent. This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something to say! And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do? Moon the world! Now chant with me... Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts! Task: "Make Kamp Bart Go on an Rampage". The task takes 4 hours. Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable. Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids. I don’t care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Hey hey, kids! hat are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don’t you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out! Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that’s why I want to make it up to you. I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland! Omigod! In Paris?! Uh… yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you’re on a carefully dressed soundstage! That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty! Don’t mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that’ll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you’ll be there! Tasks: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6", "Make Kamp Bart Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'", "Make Milhouse Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'", "Make Lisa Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'" and "Make Martin Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'". The tasks take place at Channel 6 and take 12 hours. Wow, Euro-Krusty was so… intense. The colors were so vivid. The food was sooo delicious. Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we’ll fly you home and you’ll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents’ problem. Quest reward: 200 and 20