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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Elvis Stojko is so handsome! |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} He can lace up my skates any time. |
| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are "twinkly in the lutz"? |
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|Elvis Stojko}}}} That's a common misconception! I have a girlfriend in Vancouver! | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Made-up girlfriend, made-up city! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[The Grumple]]}} Grumply, grumply groo, I'll throw my net over you! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Come on, Homer, let's get the kids out of here. Homer? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[fighting The Grumple]'' Give back that Holiday Cheer, you bastard! | ||
| + | {{qf|The Grumple}} Never! | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Well, what can Ol' Santa bring you for Christmas, son? |
| + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} I want a dirt bike, one of those video game chairs that vibrate... | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz, Jr.]]}} Dad, he's not the real Santa. We can't afford that stuff. | ||
| + | {{qf|Kearney}} Shut up, shut up, shut up! | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Gil}} Sir, I'm glad I have this chance to talk to you. I've been on the payroll here since May, and I'd really like to start working in Ladies Shoes -- not literally of course, I couldn't walk very fast, though I'd learn if that's what it takes... |
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|Marge}} You can't go home tonight! It's cold, it's late... |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Yeah! Maybe I should spend the night here, too. |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You're getting a cab, old man. In fact, I believe I see it now. | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} But I haven't given you a present. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Your present is leaving. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|The Grumple}} Grumply, grumply groo, your blood will make my stew! | |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why did you let that loser into our home? |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll tell you why: Christian charity. |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this? | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Marge}} And that's why I have trouble saying "no" to people -- even Gil! |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, I have no idea what you were just thinking about. Why would you think I did? | ||
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| − | {{qf|Gil}} | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Gil's gone. |
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Back to [[Scottsdale]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Problem solved. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} End of story. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Can we have pancakes for dinner? | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Assistant}} Here's a box for your stuff. |
| + | {{qf|Gil}} I can't live in this! | ||
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- Patty Bouvier: Elvis Stojko is so handsome!
- Selma Bouvier: He can lace up my skates any time.
- Moe Szyslak: Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are "twinkly in the lutz"?
- Elvis Stojko: That's a common misconception! I have a girlfriend in Vancouver!
- Moe: Made-up girlfriend, made-up city!
- The Grumple: Grumply, grumply groo, I'll throw my net over you!
- Marge: Come on, Homer, let's get the kids out of here. Homer?
- Homer: [fighting The Grumple] Give back that Holiday Cheer, you bastard!
- The Grumple: Never!
- Gil Gunderson: Well, what can Ol' Santa bring you for Christmas, son?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: I want a dirt bike, one of those video game chairs that vibrate...
- Kearney Zzyzwicz, Jr.: Dad, he's not the real Santa. We can't afford that stuff.
- Kearney: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
- Gil: Sir, I'm glad I have this chance to talk to you. I've been on the payroll here since May, and I'd really like to start working in Ladies Shoes -- not literally of course, I couldn't walk very fast, though I'd learn if that's what it takes...
- Marge: You can't go home tonight! It's cold, it's late...
- Grampa: Yeah! Maybe I should spend the night here, too.
- Homer: You're getting a cab, old man. In fact, I believe I see it now.
- Grampa: But I haven't given you a present.
- Homer: Your present is leaving.
- The Grumple: Grumply, grumply groo, your blood will make my stew!
- Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
- Marge: I'll tell you why: Christian charity.
- Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?
- Marge: And that's why I have trouble saying "no" to people -- even Gil!
- Homer: Marge, I have no idea what you were just thinking about. Why would you think I did?
- Bart: Gil's gone.
- Lisa: Back to Scottsdale.
- Bart: Problem solved.
- Lisa: End of story.
- Bart: Can we have pancakes for dinner?
- Assistant: Here's a box for your stuff.
- Gil: I can't live in this!
