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- Ron Rabinowitz: Krusty, bubbeleh, take it easy, this is a great booking.
- Krusty the Clown: Don't bubbeleh me, boychik. Entertaining the kids at Kelly Clarkson's housewarming.
- Ron Rabinowitz: It's not my fault you lost all your money on NFTs... Non-funny TV shows.
- Bart: Mom, can we get a gecko?
- Lisa: I want a guinea pig.
- Homer: How about both in one cage, and see what happens?
- Lisa: No, no, no.
- Bart: Yeah, please, mom?
- Homer: Please, come on, a gecko and a guinea pig.
- Lindsey Naegle: You know, I'm in the market for a new segment producer.
- Jerry: You are?
- Lindsey Naegle: Will you excuse me for a second? Jerry, you're fired.
- Sideshow Mel: Ladies and gay friends, I'm MC Hairbone, the funkiest daytime DJ in the world. Get on your feet for your newest, non-threatening-est king of late morning or early afternoon depending on your local market and time zone: Krusty!
- Homer: You know, my day was pretty crazy, too. Lenny came in this morning with a ladybug on his shirt, and we were seeing how long before he noticed it.
- Marge: [to her phone] Segment idea: "Krusty goes blond."
- Homer: [laughs] Lenny made it all the way to lunch and then the little guy just fell off on its own. [laughs] We called him Ladybug Lenny for the rest of the day! [laughs]
- Homer: [to Marge] I never thought I'd speak ill of TV, but I think it's destroying you.
- Homer: Look, even your best friend Luann is here.
- Marge: Best friend?
- Luann Van Houten: We haven't had the conversation yet, but it's unspoken.
- Moe Szyslak: Well, is there anything else we can work on? Hey Homer, how's the drinking?
- Homer: Same.
- Krusty: I was devastated to learn that our show has become a toxic work environment. Well, even though I knew absolutely nothing about what was going on, the buck stops with me. And I promise you, I'm going to take some time to listen, learn, not touch, and listen.
- Krusty: I was completely unaware of the following policies: If employees see me in my car, they must lower imaginary sunglasses as if impressed and aroused.
