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Difference between revisions of "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays/Quotes"
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, that's [[Roofi]]. His music is why babies are idiots. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, that's [[Roofi]]. His music is why babies are idiots. | ||
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− | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You probably heard a lot of bad things about " | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You probably heard a lot of bad things about "Families Come First", but newspaper writers are a bunch of jerks. |
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{{qf|Bart}} Why don't you let us watch TV, and get her a Roofi CD? | {{qf|Bart}} Why don't you let us watch TV, and get her a Roofi CD? | ||
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{{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Let's KILL EVERY CHILD… friendly thing in town! | {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Let's KILL EVERY CHILD… friendly thing in town! | ||
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− | {{qf|Marge}} I got the Roofi tickets! I got them fair and square and I kept my dignity. Not like | + | {{qf|Marge}} I got the Roofi tickets! I got them fair and square and I kept my dignity. Not like Janie's mom… |
{{qf|Homer}} ''[while Maggie has Homer's nose in tongs]'' Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! | {{qf|Homer}} ''[while Maggie has Homer's nose in tongs]'' Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Whatever… ''[walks away']] | {{qf|Marge}} Whatever… ''[walks away']] | ||
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{{qf|Roofi}} How's the crowd, Steve? | {{qf|Roofi}} How's the crowd, Steve? | ||
{{qf|[[Steve]]}} Awful fussy… | {{qf|[[Steve]]}} Awful fussy… | ||
− | {{qf|Roofi}} You're kidding me, did you make funny faces? ''[Steve nods] | + | {{qf|Roofi}} You're kidding me, did you make funny faces? ''[Steve nods]'' You did? Did you jiggle your keys? |
{{qf|Steve}} I did it all, man! | {{qf|Steve}} I did it all, man! | ||
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{{qf|Man}} Luigi Risotto? | {{qf|Man}} Luigi Risotto? | ||
{{qf|Luigi}} That'sa me! | {{qf|Luigi}} That'sa me! | ||
− | {{qf|Man}} I'm from the | + | {{qf|Man}} I'm from the U.S. Immigration Department. ''[the room is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard]'' |
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:''[While at the Roofi concert handling the riot.]'' | :''[While at the Roofi concert handling the riot.]'' |
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- Lindsey Naegle: I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did. Children are the future… today belongs to me!
- Homer: You probably heard a lot of bad things about "Families Come First", but newspaper writers are a bunch of jerks.
- Bart: Why don't you let us watch TV, and get her a Roofi CD?
- Lisa: [in Pig Latin] Bart, on't-day ell-tay om-may oofi-Ray as-hay eec-days.
- Bart: [in Pig Latin] Hy-way ot-nay? Hat-way ould-cay o-gay rong-way?
- Lisa: [in Pig Latin] E'll-shay uy-bay hem-tay, upid-stay!
- Marge: [in Pig Latin] Ou-yay ow-knay, I-ay as-way oung-yay once-way oo-tay.
- Bart and Lisa: [in Pig Latin] Ap-cray…
- Homer: "Families Come First" is supported by lifelong Springfieldians you know and trust, like me, Milhouse's dad, Bumblebee Man, Surly Duff, and that jerk that goes "Yesss?" For more information, visit our website: www.aljazeera.com. We're not affiliated; we're just piggybacking on their message board.
- Lindsey Naegle: Let's KILL EVERY CHILD… friendly thing in town!
- Marge: I got the Roofi tickets! I got them fair and square and I kept my dignity. Not like Janie's mom…
- Homer: [while Maggie has Homer's nose in tongs] Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!
- Marge: Whatever… [walks away']]
- Homer: Hmmmm! Hmmm!!
- Roofi: How's the crowd, Steve?
- Steve: Awful fussy…
- Roofi: You're kidding me, did you make funny faces? [Steve nods] You did? Did you jiggle your keys?
- Steve: I did it all, man!
- Marge: The first thing were going to need is money. [the restaurant is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard]
- Luigi: I'ma so sorry Marge, But I guess'a you gett'a da bill'a. [the room is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard] Aww, for the love a' pizza!
- Man: Luigi Risotto?
- Luigi: That'sa me!
- Man: I'm from the U.S. Immigration Department. [the room is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard]
- [While at the Roofi concert handling the riot.]
- Lou: I don’t feel right clubbing women and children, Chief.
- Chief Wiggum: I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club. [the babies swarm over the cops, knocking them to the ground] This is it boys, we’ll have to tummy kiss our way out!