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:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you. | :'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you. | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo! | ||
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- Ms. Cantwell: Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
- Ralph: I'm a fun factory.
- Ms. Cantwell: Lisa, free play.
- Lisa: But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.
- Homer: I didn't know you were left-handed.
- Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
- Homer: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
- Ned: Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
- Homer: No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
- Ned: Not praying to a character in a comic book.
- Homer: What about Christian Archie comics?
- Ned: Neither canonical nor comical.
- Homer: Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
- Ned: Not praying to Superman. Grouch.
- Lisa: Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?
- Ms. Cantwell: Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
- Lisa: That is so unsatisfying.
- Ms. Cantwell: Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
- Lisa: You think I'm pretty?
- Ms. Cantwell: Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
- Lisa: She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
