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|name= "Cut Every Corner" | |name= "Cut Every Corner" | ||
|image= [[File:Cut Every Corner.png|250px]] | |image= [[File:Cut Every Corner.png|250px]] | ||
| − | |singers= [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]] | + | |singers= [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]] |
| − | |characters= [[Shary Bobbins]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Clancy Wiggum]]<br>[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]] | + | |characters= [[Shary Bobbins]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Clancy Wiggum]]<br>[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]] |
| − | |length= '''Episode:''' 1:34<br>'''Album:''' 1:46 | + | |length= '''Episode:''' 1:34<br>'''Reprise:''' 0:14<br>'''Album:''' 1:46 |
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]] and [[Mike Reiss]] | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]] and [[Mike Reiss]] | ||
|album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]'' | |album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]'' | ||
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:'''Shary Bobbins and the Simpsons:''' | :'''Shary Bobbins and the Simpsons:''' | ||
:It's the American way!! | :It's the American way!! | ||
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| + | ==== Reprise ==== | ||
| + | :'''Shary Bobbins:''' | ||
| + | :If there's a job that must be done, | ||
| + | :You'll find it's much more fun. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' | ||
| + | :''You'll find it's even more fun if you get it for me.'' | ||
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| + | :'''Shary Bobbins:''' | ||
| + | :But the beer will taste more sweet, | ||
| + | :If you get up off your seat- | ||
=== Album version === | === Album version === | ||
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== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| − | It is a parody of the song "{{W|A Spoonful of Sugar}}" from the movie ''{{ | + | It is a parody of the song "{{W|A Spoonful of Sugar}}" from the movie ''{{W2|Mary Poppins|film}}''. The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Al Jean]] and [[Mike Reiss]]. It is the sixth track on the album ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''. |
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
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[[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]] | [[Category:Songs by Chief Wiggum]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Apu]] | [[Category:Songs by Apu]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Homer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Marge]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Shary Bobbins]] | [[Category:Songs by Shary Bobbins]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] | [[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]] | [[Category:Songs by Maggie Roswell]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:41, August 3, 2021
"Cut Every Corner"
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Song Information
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"Cut Every Corner" is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Bart, Lisa, Chief Wiggum and Apu.
Contents
Lyrics[edit]
Episode version[edit]
- Shary Bobbins:
- If there's a task that must be done,
- Don't turn your tail and run.
- Don't pout,
- Don't sob,
- Just do a half-assed job.
- If you cut every corner,
- It is really not so bad.
- Everybody does it.
- Even Mom and Dad.
- If nobody sees it,
- Then nobody gets mad.
- Bart:
- It's the American way.
- Shary Bobbins:
- The policeman on the beat
- Needs some time to rest his feet.
- Chief Wiggum:
- Fighting crime is not my cup of tea.
- Shary Bobbins:
- And the clerk who runs the store
- Can charge a little more
- For meat...
- Apu:
- For meat...
- Shary Bobbins:
- And milk...
- Apu:
- And milk...
- Shary Bobbins & Apu:
- From nineteen eighty-four.
- Shary Bobbins:
- If you cut every corner,
- You'll have more time for play.
- Shary Bobbins and the Simpsons:
- It's the American way!!
Reprise[edit]
- Shary Bobbins:
- If there's a job that must be done,
- You'll find it's much more fun.
- Homer:
- You'll find it's even more fun if you get it for me.
- Shary Bobbins:
- But the beer will taste more sweet,
- If you get up off your seat-
Album version[edit]
- Shary Bobbins:
- All right, children. Let's clean up this room.
- Bart:
- Aw, man.
- Lisa:
- Do we have to?
- Shary Bobbins:
- Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast.
- If there's a task that must be done,
- Don't turn your tail and run.
- Don't pout,
- Don't sob,
- Just do a half-assed job.
- If you cut every corner,
- It is really not so bad.
- Everybody does it.
- Even Mom and Dad.
- If nobody sees it,
- Then nobody gets mad.
- Bart:
- It's the American way.
- Shary Bobbins:
- The policeman on the beat
- Needs some time to rest his feet.
- Chief Wiggum:
- Fighting crime is not my cup of tea.
- Shary Bobbins:
- And the clerk who runs the store
- Can charge a little more
- For meat...
- Apu:
- For meat...
- Shary Bobbins:
- And milk...
- Apu:
- And milk...
- Shary Bobbins & Apu:
- From nineteen eighty-four.
- Shary Bobbins:
- If you cut every corner,
- You'll have more time for play.
- Shary Bobbins and the Simpsons:
- It's the American way!!
Behind the Laughter[edit]
It is a parody of the song "A Spoonful of Sugar" from the movie Mary Poppins. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the sixth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" 
Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
