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| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} | + | {{qf|Announcer}} [[Buzz Cola]], the taste you'll kill for. |
| + | {{qf|German soldier}} Available in ze lobby! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[quickly]'' I have to go to ze lobby! | ||
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I told you not to drink all those Frescas before we got in the car. |
| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Mother, please! You're embarrassing me. | ||
| + | {{qf|Agnes}} No, I'm not. ''[loudly]'' Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Here, here, have a free beer. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer. | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no duelin' glove before, either. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Dueling at dawn? How did it ever come to this? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for six-twenty tomorrow, and to please stop calling. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} We can't go back home? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Where are we gonna live? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh! How 'bout that house? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Lousy show-offs. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Holy moly, we can't stay here. It's full of raccoons. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Just think of 'em as cats with rabies. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll dig an outhouse. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'll weed the floor. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll repress the rage I'm feeling. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} That's my girl. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Chuck Tamzarian]]}} Well, well, look at the city slicker pullin' up in his fancy German car. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} This car was made in [[Guatemala]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Al Sneed]]}} Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I bought these shoes from a hobo. | ||
| + | {{qf|Chuck Tamzarian}} Well la-dee-da, Mr. Park-Avenue manicure. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Dad, if we leave for town right now, we can catch the dinner special at [[Krusty Burger]]. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, boy. Going back to [[Springfield]] would be a coward's way out. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Wasn't skipping town in the first place a coward's way out? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're right. ''[sobbing]'' I'm a coward. I've made such a mess of things. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, no! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Let 'im go, Mom. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You're about to launch a terrible evil on the world. You've gotta destroy this plant. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I know, honey. But what can I do, as an individual? I wouldn't know where to begin. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Just burn that plant right now and end this madness. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I wish I could make a difference, Lisa, but I'm just one man. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} You okay, Dad? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I think so. The bone stopped the bullet. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} After pie. | ||
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- Announcer: Buzz Cola, the taste you'll kill for.
- German soldier: Available in ze lobby!
- Lisa: Do they really think cheapening the memory of our veterans will sell soda?
- Homer: [quickly] I have to go to ze lobby!
- Agnes Skinner: I told you not to drink all those Frescas before we got in the car.
- Principal Skinner: Mother, please! You're embarrassing me.
- Agnes: No, I'm not. [loudly] Seymour needs the toilet! His bladder's full. Full of urine!
- Moe Szyslak: Here, here, have a free beer.
- Homer: Really? But you've never given anyone a free beer.
- Moe: Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no duelin' glove before, either.
- Homer: Dueling at dawn? How did it ever come to this?
- Lisa: The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for six-twenty tomorrow, and to please stop calling.
- Bart: We can't go back home?
- Lisa: Where are we gonna live?
- Homer: Ooh! How 'bout that house?
- Lisa: That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows.
- Homer: Lousy show-offs.
- Marge: Holy moly, we can't stay here. It's full of raccoons.
- Homer: Just think of 'em as cats with rabies.
- Bart: I'll dig an outhouse.
- Lisa: I'll weed the floor.
- Marge: I'll repress the rage I'm feeling.
- Homer: That's my girl.
- Chuck Tamzarian: Well, well, look at the city slicker pullin' up in his fancy German car.
- Homer: This car was made in Guatemala.
- Al Sneed: Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.
- Homer: I bought these shoes from a hobo.
- Chuck Tamzarian: Well la-dee-da, Mr. Park-Avenue manicure.
- Homer: I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.
- Bart: Dad, if we leave for town right now, we can catch the dinner special at Krusty Burger.
- Homer: Sorry, boy. Going back to Springfield would be a coward's way out.
- Bart: Wasn't skipping town in the first place a coward's way out?
- Homer: Oh, you're right. [sobbing] I'm a coward. I've made such a mess of things.
- Homer: This farm's hopeless. Why didn't I listen to those inbred hicks? I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn.
- Marge: Homer, no!
- Bart: Let 'im go, Mom.
- Marge: Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see Bart eating his vegetables.
- Lisa: You're about to launch a terrible evil on the world. You've gotta destroy this plant.
- Homer: I know, honey. But what can I do, as an individual? I wouldn't know where to begin.
- Lisa: Just burn that plant right now and end this madness.
- Homer: I wish I could make a difference, Lisa, but I'm just one man.
- Bart: You okay, Dad?
- Homer: I think so. The bone stopped the bullet.
- Lisa: Dad, this might be one of those things you should go to the hospital for.
- Homer: After pie.
