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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} ''[to Bart and Lisa]'' Get a room, you two! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We're brother and sister! | |
| − | ' | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My parents are, I think. |
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! This is Dahlia Brinkley. |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I just saw a Yale sticker on a car! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dahlia Brinkley]]}} I just graduated from Yale and I decided to see the school where it all began | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm treasurer of the Jazz Club and started the school's recycling program. ''[Points to a bin saying "No half-eaten yogurt please!"]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Dahlia}} Nice. And? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Uh, that's it. | ||
| + | {{qf|Dahlia}} Two clubs? That's a bridge bid, not an Ivy League application | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} But I'm only in second grade. | ||
| + | {{qf|Dahlia}} By your age, I'd been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Quite so, just take a look at her yearbook. ''[Takes yearbook down from shelf, opens it to a page showing Dahlia's activities]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Wonderful year. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Same year we got new playground sand. | ||
| + | {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Yes it was. | ||
| + | {{qf|Skinner}} Mm-hmm | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget - | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[Phone rings]'' It's for you, Bart. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[On phone]'' Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} No way! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I didn't know what I was putting in my body! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Managers manage, and players play. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ralph}} Do alligators alligate? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I don't know! Yes! | ||
| + | {{qf|Ralph}} I'm scared! | ||
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- Nelson Muntz: [to Bart and Lisa] Get a room, you two!
- Lisa: We're brother and sister!
- Milhouse Van Houten: My parents are, I think.
- Principal Skinner: Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! This is Dahlia Brinkley.
- Lisa: I just saw a Yale sticker on a car!
- Dahlia Brinkley: I just graduated from Yale and I decided to see the school where it all began
- Lisa: I'm treasurer of the Jazz Club and started the school's recycling program. [Points to a bin saying "No half-eaten yogurt please!"]
- Dahlia: Nice. And?
- Lisa: Uh, that's it.
- Dahlia: Two clubs? That's a bridge bid, not an Ivy League application
- Lisa: But I'm only in second grade.
- Dahlia: By your age, I'd been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities.
- Skinner: Quite so, just take a look at her yearbook. [Takes yearbook down from shelf, opens it to a page showing Dahlia's activities]
- Superintendent Chalmers: Wonderful year.
- Skinner: Same year we got new playground sand.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Yes it was.
- Skinner: Mm-hmm
- Bart: I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget -
- Marge: [Phone rings] It's for you, Bart.
- Lisa: [On phone] Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up!
- Bart: No way!
- Ralph Wiggum: I didn't know what I was putting in my body!
- Lisa: Managers manage, and players play.
- Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
- Lisa: I don't know! Yes!
- Ralph: I'm scared!
