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The Blue and the Gray/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
476 "Homer the Father"
"The Blue and the Gray"
"Angry Dad: The Movie" 478

Dr. Kissingher: If you're watching this, your love life is like Sister Act 3 - no Whoopi.

Homer: A lot of great movie stars have gray hairs. Like all those women we loved in the 80's.

Moe: I'm Moe Szyslak. Growing up, I had roundworm. Heck I was more worm than man some months. I dabbled in satanism until I was asked to leave. Oh and one month I ate nothing by aquarium fish.

Bart: I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?

Ralph: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch