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Angry Dad: The Movie/Quotes
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"Angry Dad: The Movie"
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- Marge: Bart's been alone for twenty-three minutes! Let's get this yo on the road, people!
- Homer: Wait! I haven't chosen my mix-in! Okay... I'll take some of... that.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Well that's my tip jar!
- Homer: Mix it in.
- Homer: That's it, boy! I'm eating your yogurt!
- Marge: You ate his yogurt in the car.
- Homer: He didn't know that!
- Bart: That's "Angry Dad"! The semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created!
- Homer: I legally forced him to say "semi".
- Bart: Thanks for letting me make this movie, Mr. Millwood! I've always loved cartoons, going way back to the real early SpongeBobs.
- Male animator: Oh my God, that's Bart Simpson!
- Female animator: And Angry Dad himself!
- Male animator: It's like meeting Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney at the same time!
- Female animator: Bart, we've got some bad news—the actor who did the original voice of Angry Dad can't do the movie. He blew out his voice screaming about how he never got paid the first time around.
- Lisa: [reading] "Angry Dad slips and crashes down the stairs."
- Homer: [reading] "Pained noises."
- Lisa: No Dad, don't say "pained noises," you make pained noises.
- Homer: Oh okay, uh, Lenny, hit me with that chair.
- Bart: Hi, everyone. I'm Bart Simpson, the creator of "Angry Dad." To make this film, I had to miss countless hours of school, and there was also some hardship. I hope you like it as much as I do.
- Luigi Risotto: Now if you'll excuse me, I have-a some unhappy news to deliver to Sir Anthony Hopkins. Sir Anthony! Your pizza! She's-a gonna be late!
- Anthony Hopkins: Damn you. Damn you to Hell!
- Ricky Gervais: Hi. Yeah, it is me, Ricky Gervais. Uh, Tanqueray gin and tonic, please. I'm paid to drink that in my movies. The amount isn't important. A lot to you, but to be honest, not so much to me. Ah, okay, you missed it, but I just put a tip in there. A big one. Double digits. Ten. The lowest of the double digits. But nevertheless, ten dollars, so, a lot of money... to you. Less to me. Uh, but ten dollars, nonetheless. Look at it.
- Bartender: The ten? That was there before.
- Ricky Gervais: It was not! Who else in here's gonna tip ten dollars? Keith Urban, Helen Mirren? I don't think so. They don't have the common touch, do they? Like me. You've seen that. We've bonded, you're thinking "Wow, he's rich, he's famous, he's got great abs." Personal trainer, you couldn't afford that. I used to be fat. I used to eat junk food. You probably still do. But you're going "Wow, look at him. How much did that suit cost him?" Nothing. I got it for free. That's what happens when you're a celebrity. Helen! Helen! She can't hear me. Helen—Mirren! Who does she think she is? Fur coat, no knickers. Anyway, mate, your ice is dripping.
- Russell Brand: It's great to be here with all the old friends I haven't seen since rehab. No, no, I'm just kidding—none of you are my friends.
- Bart: This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hoggin' all the credit!
- DJ Kwanzaa: Damn, Home-Simp—you've been Oscar-blocked! What do you think about that, Nasty J?
- Nasty J: That's cold.
- Halle Berry: When most people think of animated movies, they think of forty minutes or more. But there is another type of animated film—forty minutes or less!
- DJ Kwanzaa: Hey, you two are honorary members for life. That means if another gang sees you, they'll kill you.
- Homer: I was born a Rollin' Eighty, and I'll die a Rollin' Eighty.
- Bart: This is it... I finally get to accept an award for my movie...except it's not just my movie. It was my sister's idea to make this into a short. And so many animators... every day was somebody's birthday. And you know what? It was my Dad's movie too. I only wish he were here and not at Cerritos Auto Square.
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