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Season 22 Episode Quotes
466 "Loan-a Lisa"
467
"MoneyBart"
"Treehouse of Horror XXI" 468


Nelson Muntz: [to Bart and Lisa] Get a room, you two!
Lisa: We're brother and sister!
Milhouse Van Houten: My parents are, I think.

Principal Skinner: Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! This is Dahlia Brinkley.
Lisa: I just saw a Yale sticker on a car!
Dahlia Brinkley: I just graduated from Yale and I decided to see the school where it all began
Lisa: I'm treasurer of the Jazz Club and started the school's recycling program. [Points to a bin saying "No half-eaten yogurt please!"]
Dahlia: Nice. And?
Lisa: Uh, that's it.
Dahlia: Two clubs? That's a bridge bid, not an Ivy League application
Lisa: But I'm only in second grade.
Dahlia: By your age, I'd been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities.
Skinner: Quite so, just take a look at her yearbook. [Takes yearbook down from shelf, opens it to a page showing Dahlia's activities]
Superintendent Chalmers: Wonderful year.
Skinner: Same year we got new playground sand.
Superintendent Chalmers: Yes it was.
Skinner: Mm-hmm

Bart: I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget -
Marge: [Phone rings] It's for you, Bart.
Lisa: [On phone] Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up!
Bart: No way!
Ralph Wiggum: I didn't know what I was putting in my body!

Lisa: Managers manage, and players play.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
Lisa: I don't know! Yes!
Ralph: I'm scared!
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch