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Donnie Fatso/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
472 "The Fight Before Christmas"
473
"Donnie Fatso"
"Moms I'd Like to Forget" 474


Homer: And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.

Fat Tony: In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room. I loved you, man.

Fat Tony: I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.

FBI agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophony.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
FBI agent: No. It belongs to the government.

Homer: Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.

Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.

Homer: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.

Fat Tony: To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.

Fat Tony: [in Dutch] Verlaat de vuurwapens op het dok En wij kunnen een Chimay bier drinken! ('Leave the guns on the dock and we can drink a Chimay [a Trappist brewery in Belgium] beer!')

Krusty the Clown: If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch