Donnie Fatso/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
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Homer: And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.

Fat Tony: In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room. I loved you, man.

Fat Tony: I hope Heaven's outer room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.

FBI agent: You will be known as Nicky "Bluepants" Altosaxophony.
Homer: Can I keep the name after I'm done?
FBI agent: No. It belongs to the government.

Homer: Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.

Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.

Homer: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a soldier in a war he started.

Fat Tony: To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.

Fat Tony: [in Dutch] Verlaat de vuurwapens op het dok En wij kunnen een Chimay bier drinken! ('Leave the guns on the dock and we can drink a Chimay [a Trappist brewery in Belgium] beer!')

Krusty the Clown: If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical • Loan-a Lisa • MoneyBart • Treehouse of Horror XXI • Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life • The Fool Monty • How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? • The Fight Before Christmas • Donnie Fatso • Moms I'd Like to Forget • Flaming Moe • Homer the Father • The Blue and the Gray • Angry Dad: The Movie • The Scorpion's Tale • A Midsummer's Nice Dreams • Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing • The Great Simpsina • The Real Housewives of Fat Tony • Homer Scissorhands • 500 Keys • The Ned-liest Catch