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The Ned-liest Catch/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
485 "500 Keys"
486
"The Ned-liest Catch"
"The Falcon and the D'ohman" 487


Principal Skinner: We're all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat Shelbyville 2-0 in triple overtime.

Lisa: I'm sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily as equipment manager, I was not invited!
Principal Skinner: No team. (sighs) I'll have to give you all an hour of free play.
[Everyone cheers]
Nelson Muntz: Let chaos reign.
[Nelson bashes his head against the wall]
Lisa: Actually I do have a speech prepared.
Children: Aw.
Bart: No-one cancels my free play.
[Bart breaks Milhouse's glasses.]
Bart: Sorry man.
Milhouse Van Houten: That's OK, thanks for making me part of the revolution.

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner, who's running this?
Homer: [whispering] I thought I was.

Edna Krabappel: [grabs Bart by the shoulder] You unrepentant little twerp! [Slaps him and looks at the entire students and staffs who notices her and again slaps Bart hard and they gasp in shock]
Miss Hoover: [shocked] Oh, Edna. [Becky and a student back away from Edna in fear)
Edna: [raise her hand] It was an open hand. Does that help?
Principal Skinner: [crossly Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. [approaching her] But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line. Nurse, get a slap kit.
School Nurse: Right away, sir.
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch