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The Fool Monty/Quotes

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Season 22 Episode Quotes
469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
"The Fool Monty"
"How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?" 471

Waylon Smithers: I'm so happy I could hug you.
Mr. Burns: And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.

Homer: He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.

Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.

Smithers: He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.

Mr. Burns: I want to die quietly on my own term, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.

Mayor Quimby: [about Mr. Burns] Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.

Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.

Mr. Burns: I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds.

Homer: Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! [strikes a matc])
Marge: Homer! [blows the match out and Homer strikes another one] Stop burning! [blows the match out again)] They have a vaccine!
Homer: All right. We'll get the vaccine.
[Grampa emerges out of the pile, yawning]
Marge: [referring to Abe] Homer, did you know he was in the pile?
Homer: I thought he was an old clump of rags.
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch