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Season 22 Episode Quotes
467 "MoneyBart"
468
"Treehouse of Horror XXI"
"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" 469


Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
Milhouse Van Houten: Aw, I'm always the thimble.

Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
Homer: Never mind.

Count Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
Homer: And not the good kind.

Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping!

Homer: She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.

Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
Lisa: They're just dots in circles.

Bart: What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!

Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
Moe Szyslak: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.

Rich Uncle Pennybags: There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.

Milhouse Van Houten: Satan's path?
Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.
Season 22 Quotes
Elementary School Musical Loan-a Lisa MoneyBart Treehouse of Horror XXI Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life The Fool Monty How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? The Fight Before Christmas Donnie Fatso Moms I'd Like to Forget Flaming Moe Homer the Father The Blue and the Gray Angry Dad: The Movie The Scorpion's Tale A Midsummer's Nice Dreams Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing The Great Simpsina The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Homer Scissorhands 500 Keys The Ned-liest Catch