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| − | {{ | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, there's no such thing as "[[Father's Day]] Eve." |
| − | {{Season 17 Q}} | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No Father's Day Eve... does this mean there's no such thing as... [[Daddy Claus]]? |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[sighs]'' Fine, there's a Daddy Claus. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Is there a [[Super Bowl]] Bunny? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sure, why not. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt. It's my day. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} She's not going to get over this quickly—I know women. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but I know how to win women back. I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[shocked]'' You what?! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey Simpson, are you gonna steal the sign? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Yeah, if a sign's got your name on it you can take it, and the cops can't do nothin' about it. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} It's like the Sixth Amendment or something. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm sorry I made you feel bad, honey. But I'm gonna show you just how much I care about your feelings. ''[to ticket [[Raphael]]]'' One adult and one baby, please. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm not a baby! A baby is zero to two. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Her first words! ''[whisper to Lisa]'' Play along. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Willie, we've got rats chewing through the wiring again! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Leave me alone! I'm makin' me Ramen noodles! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid we have a real problem with Lisa. Your daughter broke a window, upended an ashcan, and hurled a Thermos-brand thermos onto the street! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[upset]'' >Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold? | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'm afraid it doesn't keep any drinks anything. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[huge gasp]'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[J. Loren Pryor]]}} I'm afraid Lisa's rage stems from extraordinary disillusionment with a parental figure. In this case, her father. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah, oh sure, it's easy to point out my faults. It's a little harder to shut up. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} What happened to the last Safety Salamander? | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Uh... he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[excited]'' I can do that! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Look, Lisa. I made safety happen! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} So, sweetie, am I your hero again? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} [[Janey]]'s father just takes her to the zoo once a month. Couldn't you be that kind of dad? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Now honey, you know Daddy's not allowed in the zoo anymore. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Freddy Quimby]]}} Mr. Mayor, your administration has been one fiasco after another! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Who the hell are you? | ||
| + | {{qf|Freddy Quimby}} Your Press Secretary! | ||
| + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} I knew I shoulda hired my nephew. | ||
| + | {{qf|Freddy Quimby}} I am your nephew! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby has survived twelve reelection campaigns, countless accusations of infidelity, bribery, extortion, and his bizarre attempt to hijack a seven forty-seven. | ||
| + | :''[on airplane]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Uh, what special powers would a salamander bring to the office of mayor? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, there's my X-ray vision, my fire breath... and I can get big laughs with tennis balls. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Why should we let this election be influenced by a photo taken hours ago? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Our exit polls show no candidate attained the five per cent necessary to win, and Mayor Joe Quimby will keep his job, which I didn't want anyway. Your loss, jackasses. | ||
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- Lisa: Dad, there's no such thing as "Father's Day Eve."
- Homer: No Father's Day Eve... does this mean there's no such thing as... Daddy Claus?
- Lisa: [sighs] Fine, there's a Daddy Claus.
- Homer: Is there a Super Bowl Bunny?
- Lisa: Sure, why not.
- Homer: I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt. It's my day.
- Marge: She's not going to get over this quickly—I know women.
- Homer: Yeah, but I know how to win women back. I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet.
- Marge: [shocked] You what?!
- Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson, are you gonna steal the sign?
- Dolph Shapiro: Yeah, if a sign's got your name on it you can take it, and the cops can't do nothin' about it.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: It's like the Sixth Amendment or something.
- Homer: I'm sorry I made you feel bad, honey. But I'm gonna show you just how much I care about your feelings. [to ticket Raphael] One adult and one baby, please.
- Lisa: I'm not a baby! A baby is zero to two.
- Homer: Her first words! [whisper to Lisa] Play along.
- Principal Skinner: Willie, we've got rats chewing through the wiring again!
- Groundskeeper Willie: Leave me alone! I'm makin' me Ramen noodles!
- Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid we have a real problem with Lisa. Your daughter broke a window, upended an ashcan, and hurled a Thermos-brand thermos onto the street!
- Homer: [upset] >Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold?
- Principal Skinner: I'm afraid it doesn't keep any drinks anything.
- Homer: [huge gasp]
- J. Loren Pryor: I'm afraid Lisa's rage stems from extraordinary disillusionment with a parental figure. In this case, her father.
- Homer: Oh yeah, oh sure, it's easy to point out my faults. It's a little harder to shut up.
- Homer: What happened to the last Safety Salamander?
- Principal Skinner: Uh... he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated.
- Homer: [excited] I can do that!
- Homer: Look, Lisa. I made safety happen!
- Homer: So, sweetie, am I your hero again?
- Lisa: Janey's father just takes her to the zoo once a month. Couldn't you be that kind of dad?
- Homer: Now honey, you know Daddy's not allowed in the zoo anymore.
- Freddy Quimby: Mr. Mayor, your administration has been one fiasco after another!
- Mayor Quimby: Who the hell are you?
- Freddy Quimby: Your Press Secretary!
- Mayor Quimby: I knew I shoulda hired my nephew.
- Freddy Quimby: I am your nephew!
- Kent Brockman: Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby has survived twelve reelection campaigns, countless accusations of infidelity, bribery, extortion, and his bizarre attempt to hijack a seven forty-seven.
- [on airplane]
- Mayor Quimby: Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild.
- Lenny Leonard: Uh, what special powers would a salamander bring to the office of mayor?
- Homer: Well, there's my X-ray vision, my fire breath... and I can get big laughs with tennis balls.
- Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child?
- Homer: Why should we let this election be influenced by a photo taken hours ago?
- Kent Brockman: Our exit polls show no candidate attained the five per cent necessary to win, and Mayor Joe Quimby will keep his job, which I didn't want anyway. Your loss, jackasses.
