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Season 17 Episode Quotes
358 "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
359
"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
"Treehouse of Horror XVI" 360


Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! [sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark] Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.

Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!
Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? [dials into his cell phone] Hello, Dr. Wexler?
Dr. Wexler: [over phone] Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! [to her husband] Yeah, it's that weird kid again.

Homer: Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! [disclaimer fast] Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. [normal] Pox box!

Bart: I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.
Homer: [thinks] Make it 2 kajillion.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.

Milhouse: I don't want to live in a world without Bart! [jumps down a cliff into the water]
Marge: Can he swim?
Bart: [cool] What do you think?
Season 17 Quotes
The Bonfire of the Manatees The Girl Who Slept Too Little Milhouse of Sand and Fog Treehouse of Horror XVI Marge's Son Poisoning See Homer Run The Last of the Red Hat Mamas The Italian Bob Simpsons Christmas Stories Homer's Paternity Coot We're on the Road to D'ohwhere My Fair Laddy The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Bart Has Two Mommies Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife Million-Dollar Abie Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore The Wettest Stories Ever Told Girls Just Want to Have Sums Regarding Margie The Monkey Suit Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play