Milhouse of Sand and Fog/Quotes
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"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
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- Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! [sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark] Homer!
- Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
- Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!
- Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? [dials into his cell phone] Hello, Dr. Wexler?
- Dr. Wexler: [over phone] Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! [to her husband] Yeah, it's that weird kid again.
- Homer: Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! [disclaimer fast] Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. [normal] Pox box!
- Bart: I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.
- Homer: [thinks] Make it 2 kajillion.
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
- Milhouse: I don't want to live in a world without Bart! [jumps down a cliff into the water]
- Marge: Can he swim?
- Bart: [cool] What do you think?
