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The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star/Quotes

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Season 16 Episode Quotes
355 "Home Away from Homer"
356
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
"The Bonfire of the Manatees" 357


[Father Sean tells Bart how he became a priest in a flashback.]
Father Sean: [after fighting with his father] I was laying in the gutter, pickin' up me teeth when St. Peter himself appears before me.
[Saint Peter appears.]
Saint Peter: Sean, you wanker.
Father Sean: He says.
Saint Peter: Repent of your wicked ways or sod off.
[He spits on Father Sean and disappears, revealing he was just a streetlight.]
Father Sean: Then he gobbed in my face and turned back into a streetlight.
Season 16 Quotes
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